Me, me, me. God, where do I start? Names Stuart Allen Indiecunt onlymetalonaweekend Johnson. Or stobert/Stoobert to my good friends.
I'm not ginger.
I live in a quiet village called Weaverham, outside the crappy salt town of Northwich.
I'm 19, but I am NOT buying you weemo kids beer so you can fuck right off, ok?
I play bass in my spare time, have been since the end of 2003. Not getting anywhere, just spending lots of money! For those who care, I own 4 3 Basses ( A Cort A6, a Cort C4, a Vintage V940FL and a Vintage EST96AF) which i put through a Zoom B2.1U and an Ibanez PD7 which in turn are running into a Hartke HA2500 and an Ashdown MAG210-T cab. Not the greatest gear, but does the job perfectly. Anyone fancy buying me a Fender Marcus Miller Jazz though? I'll give you...Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes. wait, forget that, they're MINE!
I've passed my driving test, and i'm driving about in a little 1.3 p reg Ford Fiesta. It's red, it has a huge dent in the passenger front wheel region, 1 odd wheel trim and noisy tappets. yay?!
I'm a geek too, I do daft things like set up dual screen in Linux with Beryl, and running cat5e cable halfway around the house. And blowing silly amounts of money on it.
Although recently i haven't had linux on the PC, and have taken to spending obscene amounts keeping the car on the road... :(
anyway! I also despise Internet Explorer, Find me a valid reason to like it and i'll give you a cookie (of the baked kind!), okay?
Love is... I love this girl. Quite seriously, she makes my days better. whenever i'm not in work you'd probably find me attached to her like a limpit. however, unlike her, i'm not for public mushiness. Check out her profile, what a mushathon! :P.
But she is Beautiful, no matter what she says :)
My friends, while i'm at it, are fantastic. Couldn't ask for better tbh. And a few personal jokes are good too. Would you like to see some more? *dodgy tune*. see?
I have a Tea/Dr Pepper/Sprite addiction, I can't go one day without a cup/bottle (doesn't help that i can just get a cup in work and grab some when i like. It sucks).
I also have a pretty dodgy taste in music, not really what you'd call diverse but you get the general idea.
So, if you're ever in the region and want to buy me a pint, Guinness is preferred, I love that stuff. But not in an addicting way.
As for education, I went to Mid Chesh college for 3 years, so i've got a BTEC National for IT practitioners and a Advanced Diploma in IT Technicians under my belt. Yet I still work at Moto (Yes Hannah, MOTO! Hence why my payslips say that on them, Regardless of you writing on them!).
