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Chris

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About Me


Full Name: Constable Beebins G. Wexler
Nicknames: Chris, Balboni, etc.
Parents-Married or Divorced: intar-locked!
Siblings' Names: Jeff.
Birthday: Yes, yes I do.
Birth Location: A fiery chasm of puppies.
Location Now: Northwestern Sovie- er, U.S.
Work: Warkwarkwark.
Job Description: Moving small, colorful objects around a large building.
Dream Job: Making 29.97 pictures a second in a 2 hour long, coherent fashion. Preferrably entertaining.
First Celebrity Crush: This one time I stomped on Levi after we made War.
The person that understands you no matter what: Miek.
Who did you want to win the Superbowl?: HOW I SHOT WEB?!!
One thing you want to do before you die: I suppose living is up there.
Have you had any injuries?: Ever wonder how much someone has to be failing at life to use two punctuation marks in a row?
Name some of your favorite things: *points at general interests* Thar be redundancies about!
Name some of your least favorite things: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION. GET IN THE CAR.
Taking the picture or in the picture?: Stealin' is bad. :(
Name a lesson you have learned recently: Going up to Kung's old house alone would be traumatizing.
Do you believe in love at first sight? What, like anthropomorphic specifically, or inter-species? Because the latter is just wrong.
Biggest pet peeve: Sometimes at work people talk to me like I'm an inferior being. But then I picture them on fire and giggle inside, so it all works out.
If you could have one job (and you had all the skills) what would you choose?: The kind where people throw money at me for having fun.
Your Views...
Religion: Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hairstyle.
Abortion: If I were to suddenly find a fetus in my stomach, yeah, I'd find the nearest clothes hanger.
The War: So this one time this guy pretending to be president made up reasons to invade a country, later admitted to doing so, and the people in said invading country stared at him blankly and did nothing to stop him from continuing a senseless occupation. Win!
Gay Marriage: WHERE?!
George Bush: We have differing views on the constitution- I think it should be respected, he thinks it should be used as toilet paper. But hey! Everyone is entitled to... Er, wait.
Gun Control: Oooh I remember back in the day when guns roamed the prairies all wild. What troubled times, where a .357 viciously pounced upon a 9MM, where M16s cannibalized their own mothers... The horror, the horror...
People suing fast food restraunts: Epic fail.
Marriage: Because scribbles on a legal document is how love should be summarized. And how!
The Other Half (The Opposite Sex)
What do you prefer: Context.
Are you single or taken? *Looks around* Well it certainly does appear that I'm single.
Hair Color: Their hair is usually colored, yes.
Eye color: See above (look! --- two puns; I'm just a riot aren't I folks).
Looks or Personality: Better have the latter to back up the former.
Love or Money: Emotions are exactly like small, green colored pieces of paper!
Like it when they play hard to get?: It rocks. Just like falling down a flight of stairs.
Afraid of committment?: NOBODY INVITED YOU, T. GTFO.
Relationships or Hook-Ups: This one time I hooked up a hard-drive and we now have a good relationship.
Perfect date: DD/MM/YY. Only commies use MM/DD/YY.
Define LOVE: The yelling... No... Halp. :(
Define SUCCESS: Learning when capitalization is appropriate. So, completion of 3rd grade.
Favorites...
Song: Naming just one is like choosing a favorite child, and then throwing all your others in a woodchipper.
Movie: See above, in addition to the list on the left.
Quote: "dnot mak me eagel stirke ur ass" is up there, but... See above.
Car: I rather enjoy my S-10.
Restraunt: Taco Bell. Because sometimes you crave meat at 1 am.
Smell: Taking a big hit of Bounce has always been a plus in my experience.
Shoes: Nike. I do it for the children.
Magazine: What r readin materials?
CD you own: As far as sheer bang for my buck: 10,000 Days by Tool. Excellent album, 3D artwork plus glasses, and the greatest toy EVER if I should decide to take up acid.
Beverage: Ones in liquid form.
Food: Is delicious.
And one interesting fact about myself is.... My SPOON is TOO big...
I also run this site: http://www.stupidchronicles.com
...And have made these videos:
Have You Passed Through This Night? (shot from June-August, 2007)
Lament of the Half-Cyclist (August 2007)
Dead Winter Day (Shot in winter 2006, completed winter 2007)

My Interests

Writing, filmmaking, creating, ranting, art, music (of the sorts listed below), sarcasm/mockery, underground musicians and the passion they play with, deep blue skies on hot days, pale gray skies on cold winter days, mountains, places with no people for miles and miles, Glacier National Park, not dealing with drama, summer days where you have nothing to do but aren't bored, the smell of grilled food in the outdoors, clear nights, live music, making people laugh and knowing it's sincere, TV shows that hook you and won't let go (Lost, 24), killing things online with Keith (ever since 6th grade), Billy vs. Ian, watching Keith be a smartass and having it go right over someone's head, short jokes, bassist jokes, Red Vs. Blue, random rambling pointless humorous dialogue, disbelief in a higher power and being absolutely content with life, people speaking their minds, hanging out with people that love life without being plastered, random long names, monsters in the form of a liquid, memories from ages ago that still make you laugh out loud ("dnot mak me eagel stirke ur ass" - Mike), city lights at night, losing yourself in a conversation for hours, losing yourself in a GAME for hours, owning Mike, denying Christian's frequent online sexual advances, driving around aimlessly in the mountains, staying awake until the sun comes up, murking loar, and more. To be continued...

I'd like to meet:

..Other people. OoOo, that's terribly clever isn't it?

Music:

Favorites in no particular order:

Porcupine Tree
Tool
Soilwork
Opeth
Dredg
Katatonia
Killswitch Engage
Moonsorrow
OSI
A Perfect Circle
Rammstein
Explosions In The Sky
In Flames (pre-Reroute To Remain)
Mod Flanders Conspiracy
A Silver Mt. Zion
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Isis
Agalloch
Russian Circles
Clutch
Daft Punk

What I'm listening to... Last week:

Favorite Albums:


Movies:

Also in no particular order:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Thin Red Line, 13th Warrior, Seven, The Bourne Trilogy, Donnie Darko, Svidd Neger, Children of Men, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Into The Wild... The list goes on.

Television:

Stargate SG-1, Atlantis, The X-Files, Lost, SciFi Channel's Battlestar Galactica, 24, House.

Books:

Without Remorse, Rainbow Six, Dreamcatcher, Timeline, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Heroes:

None. I'm a badass like that.
Rawr.

My Blog

Zeitgeist: A thoughtful response

So after much hullabaloo, I finally sat down and watched Zeitgeist. It wasn’t easy- the last time I willingly sat through anything concerning conspiracy theories was when they showed Loose Chang...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:03:00 PST

v2.0 of my profile

So here it is, 5:20 am, and I just spent a solid 90 minutes redesigning my profile. Partly because I've have the default style since I signed up a year and a half ago and partly because it is, in fact...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST