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Mobile Feast Utopia

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About Me

"This band spiffs the nuts of Apollo with a golden, gulab jamun-dipped loincloth, except there ain't no cheese balls in these transmuted undies, for if a creature is divine, every part of it must be so! And all that buggers is (solid) gold—especially since "Stairway to Heaven" is a euphemism for "dildo"—so please: pleasure yourself with this heavenly, irrational music!"
- Courtesy of The New York Thymes
the 2007 Republic Bank Pegasus Parade Preview @ Kentucky Exposition Center South Wing C, 5/1/07:

the Green Magic! float after party @ Uncle Pleasant's, 5/3/07:

...our HUGE thanks to Nathan for shooting all of these amazing pictures!

We highly recommend using this player to listen to our music: It allows more song selections, the sound quality is obviously better than myspace's, and it just looks damn snazzy! The songs we uploaded to myspace are meant mainly for those who may wish to add our music to their profiles.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/24/2006
Band Website: apollonutspiff.com/
Band Members:current:

Brandon Aebersold - Founding Member, Primary Creative Force, Lead Guitar, Lead Vocals, All Recordings (everything but drums in most songs)—All Around Impulsive, Pretentious Musician Type

Blake Lowery - Drums, 'Dimetapping' Dat Ass

Willie Baumler - Bass, Porking That...and Dim Sum

past:

Robert Harpring - Vocals, Ché Baby

Colin "RJ" Hayes - Guitar/Wildebeest

Eric Baker - Vocals, Shameless Internet Piracy

Andrew Weeks - Vocals, Male Prostitution

Jordan Fautz ("Chunk") - Keyboards, Guttural Bellowing

Phil Duvall - Trombone, Clarinet, Atonal Screaming

Jake Barker - Anarchism

Neil Thornberry - Vocals, Bestiality

Etc.
Influences: Everything that moves: bother ye not trying to creep by, ye shall never escape Utopian domination
Sounds Like: "A dumptruck explodin' through a nitroglycerin plant..." - Blake Lowery

"Future Sound of London" - Alex Koenig

"The Best Band in Louisville" - Daisy Schwartz and the rest of Ayin concurrently

"Oh, that band!..." - various scene kids and 20-something barflies in the Louisville metro

"The end of the world in a teacup" - Bob Rock

"U think that u r a John Frusciante" - some crazy Brazilian dude on garageband.com in his "review" of our song "Mouth"

"I judged this too quickly. It's bad ass. That chorus is fucking dope shit, that fucking chorus rules." - Graham from The Names (Chicago band), regarding "Mouth"

"I listened to it in my car and I seriously couldn't take it out for months...the fuckin' cd's stuck in my cd player dammit!" - some kid we went to high school with, regarding our first homemade demo cd, Ni Chi Le Ma
Record Label: Scone & Tazo Sonic Reliquary,Hypnoscope,Kid Antrim
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Blake Lowery's Mobile Feast Utopia Term Paper

The following is an image of a real (i.e., no fabrication whatsoever) open-response paper submitted by Blake Lowery to one of his classes at Eastern High School in Louisville, Kent...
Posted by Mobile Feast Utopia on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST