Paddy was walking through a field and sees a man drinking from a pool with his hand, Paddy shouts "Na ol an t-uisce, ta se ian do ca bo!" (don't drink the water, it's full of cowshit). The man shouts back "I'm English! Speak English, I don't understand you." Paddy shouts back "use both hands, you'll get more in!"
"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti. Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God. When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints."
I'd like to meet:
George W. Bush, Will Ferrell, Christopher Walkin, Anthony Hopkins, Broken Lizard, (Hed) Pe, Jack De La Rocha, Jack Black, Rob Zombie, and i cant think right now, but a fuckload of people.Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God "Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. Look son, look what I'm after making". Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God replied "It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them will be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in the North and another one of blacks in the South." Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?" "Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite coastline. These people here are going to be great craic (irish word for fun) and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters. And I'm going to give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for which people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink." Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next door to them!"
Music:
Great Big Sea, Johnny Cash, Live, Hurt, Gnarls Barkley, Kanye West, Outkast, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Everlast, Candlebox, Korn, Lit, Lil Troy, Lil John, Mad Caddies, (Hed) pe, Alice in Chains, Bush, Blue October, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Creed, Vertical Horizon, Lacuna Coil, Mushroomhead, Disturbed, Cypress Hill, Jay-z, Methods of Mayhem, Metallica, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Clancy Brothers, Flogging Molly, Static X, Mudvayne, 311, Collective Soul, Bush, Everclear, Gorillaz, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumkins, Stabbing Westward, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Jack Johnson, Twisted Method, 3 Days Grace, Machine, Nirvana, The Offspring, and hella other bands, the only music I trully cant stand is punk rock, country, and classic rock
Movies:
BEERFEST! SUPERTROOPERS! scarface, Boyz in the hood, The Godfather movies, The Goodfellas, Greenstreet Hooligans, King of New York. Full Metal Jacket! my favorites of course are either the Irish kickin brit ass or the Scotish kickin brit ass, so Braveheart, Rob Roy, an exception but a great movie: The Boondock Saints. Waiting, Scary Movie 1-4, Super troopers, Out cold, Old School, Starsky and Hutch the remake, anything wit Will Ferrel, Jim Carey, everyone out of Wedding Crashers, etc etc
Television:
if im that bored
Books:
Just mags: Musicians Freind, Guitar World, MAD Mag, and i like to also break a mental sweat by reading a dictionary every once in a while...ha funny not
Heroes:
..Paul Tawney, Music, all my family, the I.R.A., William Wallace, Robert Roy Mcgregor, Bobby Sands, and Will Ferrell
