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About Me

Im Tom 'The Croft' Marcroft. Black belt in Kung Fu, black belt in style. If im not out hunting wild boar or teaching the art of manliness im relaxing. its down time, its me-time and when im in the mood, its goon-time it has a muscular taste and a full-bodied character. Double-distilled and aged in oak barrels,its strong yet gentle - a bit like if your a Kung Fu instructor knitted you a nice wooly jumper. so if youre into quailty, ask for fruity lexia goon by name. And leave the lady-stuff to the ladies.

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My Interests

dropin a shuffle, munted at dills joint,exteme goonin wid the macedon boyz,showering naked,bitein my toe nails,eatin muffins wid cheese,gettin fired from work every monday, makin crake babies,gettin my mum to tie my shoes,and having wid a blow up doll on lonely boat trips goin to antarticka for a beverage wid big fat men wid hairy back so i lick there backs

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet the man who invented the goon sack and i will suk him off

Music:

i like music

Movies:

yes i watch films

Television:

neighbours home and away bold and the beautifull opra

Books:

many books i read

Heroes:

the goon sack