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Mr Plow' 5th release on Crusty Records is now available online through interpunk (if you click below) and also at CDBaby. It features an all star cast of guests, with members of Strapping Young Lad, SNFU, Gwar, Fishbone and others. Featuring 14 tracks of politically incorrect badgering.
Rude, crude, and right up our alley-Hustler Magazine July 2008
Crusty Records is somewhat proud to release "I was a teenage suicide bomber" by Four-Stroke from Ottawa Ontario.Four-Stroke is kind of like your mom's leftover caserole the week before welfare day... a bunch of guys who've played in a bunch of different bands all mangled up together. deal with it.
Four-Stroke
I Was A Teenage Suicide Bomber
By Keith Carman
From the first chord of Four-Stroke's latest effort, I Was A Teenage Suicide Bomber, there's no mistaking that this rowdy group of rebels are only in it for the drunken party. Delivering straight-forward punk rock that is the meeting point between the simplicity of the Ramones, the bravado of oi and the joviality of the Dayglo Abortions, the album perfectly straddles the difficult line between hilarious comical lyrics and substantial music, something most bands fail at — either they're funny and bad or great and overly serious. Here though, songs such as "I Wanna Be A Suburban Jihadi" and "Fuck Ottawa" are as amusing and ridiculous as they are infectious, with their borderline poppy choruses and energised, animated performances. Nothing is taboo with these confrontational, albeit intelligent, crust balls and it only makes for frolicking good fun on all levels. ..I Was A Teenage Suicide Bomber--(Crusty)
The best thing about "acoustic punk" is that you can actually hear the lyrics, and make no mistake this is some funny shit. From the irreverent and hilarious "Jesus is from Steeltown" by B.A. Johnston to "I, Cigarette Whore" by Johnny Sizzle. The Curse of Pharohs Tune is a howl from start to finish. I advise you to get very drunk on cinnamon flavored whiskey and sing along to this CD loudly enough to bring the cops around. You'll still be humming "I'm a Stupid Fucking Moron" by Goo when they let you out of the drunk tank the next morning.--The Nerve
The Acrustic Age Vol 2 is a refreshing 28 song compilation made up entirely of acoustic punk songs. A lot of the songs are jokes .. some good, some tired. The lyrics to Chuck Naked's "Cameltoe" are pure genius. Overall this compilation is worth picking up.-- Absolute Underground
Crusty Records started back in '97 as a joke. 10 years later (whoopee!!) and 20 some odd releases, Crusty is still going. We have released 4 compilation's featuring band's from all over the world (2 punk rock and 2 punk folk).
We have worked with numerous band's over the years like the Chick Magnets and Offday. In the last couple years we have picked up steam and have been working with Lupus (the band not the disease) and Aging Youth Gang . Two kick ass punk band's from the Vancouver area. As of late Alcoholic White Trash from Victoria too.
We have also released the first 4 releases by Mr Plow including his latest entitled "Chairman Plow's Little Red Book" as well as "Mad Plow Disease" and "It's Plow Or Never". His first release "Part's Unknown is officially sold out. We also put out the latest release by the infamous Johnny Sizzle entitled "Metamorphasiz". The godfather of nerdcore strikes it hard with every chord.
We are planning on putting together another compilation in early 2007. So band's get in touch if interested at all. It is going to be a full on punk rock compilation. The first comp we did featured 26 band's from around North America. The second one featured 32 bands from around the world. Just email for more info......If you are interested, but just so you know we don't ask for money to appear on it. And you will get free copies. How fucked is that?
We have now completed two volumes of the Acrustic Age Series. The first featured 24 acts from around North America. Including Mr. Plow,Johnny Sizzle, Nipples Arcola,Vaginal Discharge, Joel, Joey "Shithead" Keithley, Man Of Death, Vancouver's Shame, Ken Insipid, Capt. Numbnutz, and fourteen other's.
The second one had Chuck Naked, B.A. Johnston, Blag Dahlia, Mr. Plow, Johnny Sizzle, Blackie Leblanc, the Doers, the Meat Department and twenty other acoustic act's from all over the world kinda sorta (well North America and the UK).
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Crusty Records,P.O.Box 59,1895 Commercial Drive,Vancouver British Columbia, V5N 4A6, Canada
We have distribution through Scratch and we are also now on www.Interpunk.com

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Member Since: 30/03/2005
Band Members:Mr. Plow's brand new cd entitled Chairman Plow's little red book
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Ironically, I didn't truly appreciate the genius of Mr Plow until I saw a tribute act called the Plow King. He really is such a potty-mouthed teddy bear that you just want to give him a great big hug. None of that brokeback mountain stuff mind you, but a hug of manly affection. This time around, Plow sets his sights on Emo and Ted McGinley (amongst other things) to uproarious effect. He even throws in some remixes, just to round out the package. Next time ou see Plow at the Cobalt, make sure you give him a big squeeze for me. --The Nerve
Alcoholic White Trash (good old fashioned gutter punk)
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Alcoholic White Trash: Punk Rock Jihad
Available Now
"To truly appreciate the cultural significance of Punk Rock Jihad, one needs a working knowledge of ancient history. A quarter century ago, the Dayglo Abortions shocked their hometown of Victoria with Out Of The Womb, an album packed with songs about religious bumfucks and mommies who drink bags of urine. On Punk Rock Jihad, Alcoholic White Trash outdo their forefathers. Musically speaking the quartet aligns itself with crusty kings like the U.S. Bombs and the Unseen, which means the take no prisoners songs here are fast, furious, and surprisingly well executed. But fuck the music; this one's all about the lyrics. "Blunt Anal Trauma" and "Suck My Dick Bitch" are almost enough to make Punk Rock Jihad the new benchmark for offensiveness in Victoria punk rock. But what cements the deal is the charmingly titled "I Shit My Cunt". As the band makes the sound like Fallujah on a friday night, singer Ratboy Roy bark's out such lines as "I'll fuck you in your fucking ass/Right through your underwear" Somewhere, Jesus Bonehead is in complete and utter awe of what he's spawned. --the Georgia Straight

Searing Hardcore punk with a hint of metal overtones and heavy on the scum humor, these boys fit right in with their Victoria luminaries Dayglo Abortions and Lummox. Musically this is the best they have ever sounded. Period. --Razorcake
Alcoholic White Trash
Lupus (trailer park white trash punk rock from surrey)
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Total dirtbag scum shock trash rock/punk covering all the usual bases (drinking, driving, pot, sex, war) complete with gruff vocals, lots of swearing, and comedy. For fans of GG Allin, the Dwarves, Mighty Bosstones, etc. From Surrey, and a hit at the local crusty punk bar The Cobalt. Lupus was created with a dreama dream and a bottle of cough syrup. That dream was to get a rise out of all whos ears happened upon our sound waves.
Aging Youth Gang ( four old fart's playing old school punk)
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Well let these likeable old guys sell themselves for you: We're The Aging Youth Gang! We are out of Vancouver B.C. and have been around since 1991. We formed after the demise of a band called The Spores. This band was around from 1983 until 1989. The Spores were a fairly prolific band around the Vancouver scene during that period. They produced one album, two singles, a tape, and two videos. They played with such bands as D.O.A, Death Sentence, and No Means No, and opened for the Butthole Surfers. The singer became too busy with making films and so the guitarists and the drummer decided to continue on. We asked the singer of the recently defunct Curious George if he would be interested in joining us and he agreed. Thus Aging Youth Gang was born out of the ashes of two popular Vancouver punk bands. Our taste in music leans mostly to old school punk having grown up and being influenced by such bands as The Buzzcocks, The Stranglers, The Damned, and The Sex Pistols. This would typify our sound if one were to try and put some sort of classification on our style. We prefer to think of ourselves as a high energy, fun and melodic punk type band. The Mohawks and Maalox CD was recorded at Profile Sound Studio where D.O.A and No Means No have recorded. It was recorded by Brian Who Else who has recorded many Vancouver bands also including D.O.A and No Means No.
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Johnny Sizzle (acoustic underground hardcore)
From the home of Mr. Plow comes this tranny/queen punk folk glam rave up artiste, I am told with a following. I've called what I do many different names such as Acoustic Hardcore or Nerd Rock or even Faster Freaker Folk. Either way I'm having fun writing songs and playing live. My appearance which is campy rockstar drag is my image I like to hold and I find it's something that really doesn't affect the songs I write. When I write songs I don't always think about making references that pretain to transexualism or being gay. I'd rather write in a uni-sexual way or not be thinking at all into the sexual gutter. So don't let my looks scare you away. Am I scary?

Record Label: crusty records
Type of Label: Indie

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hellocrusty records is putting out an anti folk compilation in the new yearwouold you like to be on iti know you wouldit doesnt cost a penny to get on eitheryou just got to have a good funny anti folk...
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