''HEY EVERYBODY, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!.''
------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------- My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next..''DONT ACT LIKE YOUR NOT IMPRESSED!!''
So the basics.. J.Val also known as Jordan Valentine Here. Been around since day one and all that malarkey. Hang around with quite a large male contingent.. all the bizzoys know who they are so no need for the name roll call.. You may have seen me around the town.. who knows... but it just aint big enough for the two of us.. You may catch the J.Valmiester ridin' dirty in.. THE TANGERINE DREAM.. STANDARD! better driver than lewis hamilton.. (BIG UP TO THE PUNTO-CREW.. DIRTYDICKDAN, PLACKI-MATE, D DOUBLE, WIL-I-AM, BARRYMORE & REST OF THE WASTEGASH!) You may see me cruzin 4 a bruzin around the meanstreets of Preston so dont hesitate to honk if your horny.. I am now livin' in the United States of America. Vienna, West Virginia, Here on a soccer scholarship livin' the dream! I'l be back in P-town roundabout xmas so get at me then for a lionel session! Thanks for stopping by.. hope its been a pleasurable one.P.S. Im Sorry To Admit That.. I Fuckin' Destroy Anyone Who Stands Before Me On Pro Evo!! Weather its the PS2, XBOX 360 or PS3 - IM THE DON FUCKING JAUN!
If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face.. do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Oh Yeah.. The Names Jordan.. Add my Hotmail.. Ladies On MSN Think Im'a Hot Male.. ;) - [email protected]
-----------------------------------------------------------REMEMBER LADIES..
With
ME.. EVERYDAY
is Valentines Day! ;)
-----------------------------------------------------------''The way i saw it.. It was either go back home & waste my life away by playin donkey kong in the local kebab house.. or sign up to a life of CRIME, WOMEN & DRUGS..
WHAT ELSE WAS I GUNA FUCKING DO!!!!''
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