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je crie pour le soleil

About Me



I DO WHAT I WAnT
and LIKE WHAT I DO!@!!

i like fart jokes.
i think cats are dirty.
i LUBB CAKES FOREVER EVER!!!


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I HATE POPCORN.
I HATE POPCORN.
I HATE POPCORN.
POPCORN STINKS.
I HATE POPCORN.

im not much on plastic bowls. i prefer food in a glass bowl.
i like whole milk. i like my cream w/ a lil bit of coffee.
when i make tacos, i fry my own shells. EFF that box shit.
i like STRAIGHT/COMBED fringe on area rugs.
i have lots of belts, but only a select few, i call FAVOURITES.
i like WARM. warm colours. warm blankets.
warm showers. warm feet. fingers. warm weather.

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My Interests


im pretty much down for just about anything EXCEPT FOR MEETING PEOPLE FROM THE FUCKING INTERNET...
things that catch my likey: photography-- taking pics LATE NIGHT (student), "throwing" clay, jammy jams,
LADIES NIGHT (discount BEER), BEEF COOKING MAKES ME GAAG, snowboarding, classic camaros,
finding an EAGLE 4x4 or gremlin, beer, pepperoncini, axl rose('87-'91),
staying up late,
awesome shoes, awesome belts, people that wear awesome shoes and awesome belts--i DID NOT SAY RIDICULOUS, i said AWESOME,
nail polish, VOLKSWAGENS & VOLKSWAGENS,
making my hair BIGGER &MORE BIGGER,
thrift store jewels,
SUNGLASSES!! omgoodness-- 'specially those that end up in LOST N FOUND,
meatfree GRUB, walking fast, typing fast, talking fast, driving...,
batch 81 sauce, wreckin the scene...

I'd like to meet:



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rad people. people that can check it.
people that are feelin it. REAL. flavah.
no ho-boes.

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NO MOOCHERS. NO PEOPLE LIVING IN A VAN/RV DOWN BY THE RIVER

Music:

the cure,
the smiths,
david bowie,
Björk ,
elastica,
saves the day,
tricky,
coldplay,
nick drake, BEP,
lucksmiths,
thurston moore,
PULP,
built to spill,
sonic youth,
the J.Bs,
kweli,
portishead,
LUSH,
MOBY,
skynyrd,
interpol,
TMBG,
weezer,
the pixies,
the killers,
bon jovi,
salt N' pepa,
GNR,
bright eyes,
the beatles,
trembling blue stars,
daft punk,
rodney P.,
RIDE,
echo & the bunnymen,
mark knopfler,
pj harvey,
jay-z,
blur,
the stone roses,
pizzicato 5,
suede,
depeche mode,
joy divison,
the crystal method,
elton john,
duran duran,
XTC,
thievery corporation,
modest mouse,
AIR,
morcheeba,
magnetic field,
tegan and sara,
the INCREDIBLE moses leroy,
mice parade,
camera obscura,
ray lamontagne,
WILCO,
muse,
band of horses

STARSAILOR
arab strap
swearing at motorists
AM/FM ....


Movies:

labyrinth, willy wonka, wayne's world, secret of NIMH, nightmare before christmas, edward scissorhands, royal tenenbaums, lost boys, neverending story, amelie, the dark crystal...

Books:

the lion, the witch and the wardrobe,le petit prince

i DO this in lieu of books...

Heroes:

drphildrphildrphil hes going to SAVE america

ME MUMM

My Blog

a few things...

if i EVER win the lottery (which i WONT cuz i DONT play), these are going to be my FIRST purchases.  ONE: A PINBALL MACHINE (HELLZ YES)TWO: A SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINE TO HAVE AT HOME &nb...
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:03:00 PST

to the gnat that just drowned in my grapefruit juice

ah haha thats what you get, you lil greedy fucker.
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:18:00 PST

seriously?

man --  the shit people do, IS recackulous.  thanks to dave for posting this: ...
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:57:00 PST

get out your glasses, grandpa. LUV2daPiss

this is the best shit ive heard in a week.  he said, "Labrador Retriever".  aaaaaaaaah hahahaha !@!!  YES~!no wait.  no wait.  he said, "EAT A BAG OF SHIT."FAK!  thats th...
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:11:00 PST

ALERT! ALERT!

in all my life, i never thought my mouth would ever form the words, DO NO WANT.  after spending less than 24 hours with this thing, i have decided i do not want.  i want CAAAAAAAAAKES!@!!my ...
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:15:00 PST

the world is still going to shit

link to today's NY Times front pageTODAYCaption to the photo:"Suffering Great and Small: An 11-month-old boy with broken legs found shelter in a church in Harare, Zimbabwe. His mother said y...
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:40:00 PST

dont be fooled

THIS IS NOT A CAT!@!!NO!  IT IS NOT A CAT!@!!IT IS A POOP-O-SAURUS.HERE IT IS, GAINING AMMUNITION, SO IT CAN POOP-O-SAURUS-IT-UP.  ...
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:02:00 PST

like this

i dreamt a friend of mine birthed twins... siamese twins to be exact.perhaps ive had too much CURE (as if thats possible). ...
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:22:00 PST

home sweet home

all that is missing is a beer... or six.
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:30:00 PST

Its currently 520am

And im wide awake. . . And i have been for ever an hour now :-( damn six hours difference! Guess ill cruise to the hawaiian safeway. . . What else is there to do this early ?
Posted by ¤sucka_b_real ! on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:20:00 PST