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Andy Balls Newlon

Life is a sexually transmitted disease...

About Me

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*narrows eyes* I don't like you...

Okay, so I want to post the music video to my current profile song, but I can't, due to the excess amount of explicit material (Myspace will delete my account if I post it). So, here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N98qJ9y-a34&mode=related& amp;search=

Go there, it's awesome. But CAUTION: ADULT MATERIAL.

My Interests

I love to mod pictures...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'd like to meet:

I guess I'd like to meet you, if Fate allows it.

Music:

Mushroomhead! Ill Nino, Rob Zombie, Disturbed, Enigma, HIM, Drowning Pool, King Diamond, Nightwish, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, A Flock of Seagulls, Ozzy, Corey Hart, Lorenguard, Smash Mouth, Rage Against the Machine, Godsmack, Nirvana, Weird Al, POD, Creed, 3 Doors Down, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, AC-DC, Van Halen, NIN, Queen, Michael Jackson (before the 'reformation'), The Less, Styx, Jethro Tull, Korn, Slipknot, Coal Chamber, and much, much more.

There are some Nu Metal bands in there, but I don't care...

Movies:

Doom, V for Vendetta, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Silverado, Tombstone, Saving Private Ryan, The Godfather trilogy, and a few others... I like a lot, but these are ones that I love.

Television:

Don't watch much TV.

Books:

Lots 'n' Lots... You should mail me to ask, I don't want to type them all out.

Heroes:

Johnny C.

you can just call him "Nny"

He died. Don't weep, he probably would have killed you.

My Blog

Plah.

I watched Land of the Dead.  I now know what it feels like to be a zombie.  I've been awake for approx. 26 hours, so I'm taking a nap.  If you would like to call me, do so on my cell.&n...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

Randomness of ME!

*powers up*  Yesh...  Eat it, I dare you!  *glows green*  PUT IT IN YO MOUF!  *poof*   I am Gaud.   So I was sitting there thinking, "I don't really feel like doing ...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

Proud to be what I am.

This is the ONLY chain letter I will send on.  Why?  Because I COMPLETELY agree with everything said.  I'm proud of who I am.  If that means I deserve a bullet for being racist, th...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:04:00 PST

Enslaved

Chained to the bottom of the pit I am.  None can  hear me, none can save me.  I watch as a bird circles overhead, a tiny free speck in my miserable life.  My screams are useless, m...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:08:00 PST

Nothing in particular

Some of these might offend you, I apologize, but I think I'll post them anyway.     Nate:  If Jesus were a pumpkin, what would you carve in him? Andy:  *laughter*  A pumpkin, ...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST

Words that describe me.

These are surprisingly accurate...   craves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, ...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:03:00 PST

BAND CALL

My current band isn't doing too hot, not to mention the specific genre in which we do is not what I want. Myself, I'm a vocalist.  I'd really love to get a power metal band going.  None of t...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

I wonder

As I walked down the street today, I noticed my shadow.  All is fine and well, I tell him.  He listens.  I know he does.  He stands silently as I speak.  But when I try and as...
Posted by Andy Balls Newlon on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST