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I'm not to good at all this bollocks, but I'll give it a shot.I'm 28 years of age and currently working in the docklands. I have been there for quite a while now and hopefully in the new year will start to look for a new company to work for (that is the exact same thing I said last year lol).If I had to describe myself I would say that I am a quiet laid back person with a dry sense of humour and very witty (a bit to witty for some peoples liking)I would also say that I'm modest, humble, can be moody, grumpy, spolit, shy, reserved, and I can be judgemental with a tendious to be open minded with my views and opinons.If i can think of anymore about myself i'll add at a later date at the moment my brain is dead for the time being plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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name King Kent
birthday 18/07/78
birthplace London
the woman of my dreams Kate Beckinshale, Kelly Brook, Liz Hurley,
im hooked on these gadgets I Pod, Laptop
i cant handle being around Gold Diggers
my favourite fashion brands Dior, Dolce &amp; Gabbana, Prada
three greatest rappers Biggie, Jay Z &amp; Eminem
three favourite holiday spots Cancun, Florida &amp; Marbella
my favourite food Jerk Chicken
shoes i wore today Tods
i never leave home without Keys, Money &amp; Phone
favourite niteclubs None all average at the moment
last song i listened to Disco Revenge (Tune)
in my spare time i like to Shop or Chill Out
tattoos Not at the moment
piercings No thanks
favourite alcoholic drink Vodka &amp; Lemonade
worst nite out Too many ha
body part on opposite sex Backside of course and eyes
longest relationship Four Years
do u think your attractive What do you think?
i love london because That is where I'm from
last concert i went to Coldplay
something i want to do but never would Fly and Walk Through Walls
bedtime ???
1st thought waking up Fuck Off
country i want to visit Outer Mongola
do u think your attractive Did you not just ask me that a moment ago?
want to get married What a waste of Money
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My Interests

I like to try new bars, clubs and go to nice restaraunts.I also like to shop and catch up on the latest films and generally chill out infront of the TV sitting on my arse eating shit, I can be a bit of a lazy fu*k.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone that can make me laugh (which is a tough task), but other than that Jay Z, Diddy, Zidane, Tiger Woods, Tyson, Mardonna, Pistol Pete, Robert De Nero, Tom Hanks, Al Pacino, John Travolta, Tom Ford, Eddie Murphy Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais, Little Britain crew, League of Gentlemen crew and Mohammed Ali and any other inspiring individuals that have come from nothing and progressed in their lives and become who they are today, legends in their own right.I would have also liked to have met Richard Pryor, Nelson Mandela, Hitler (why?), Saddam (why?), Maggie Thacther (still alive), JFK, Einstien, Leonardo Di Vinci? Pablo Escobar, Curtis Warren (still alive).

Music:

I tend to listen to most types of music but if I had to say my favourite music then it would have to be a variation of 70's and 80's R&amp;B to present era and soul classics, old school hip hop like wu tang clan, soulful US house and garage, old school garage from 1995 till 2000 plus some easy listening music if I'm just chilling out.As for artists I like Jay Z, Kayne, Pharrell, Biggie, Missy Eillot, MJ, Marvin Gaye, Maze, Al Green, Curtis Mayfield, Otis Redding, Teddy Pendegrass, Jimi Hendrix and Coldplay, Gewn Stefani, Razorlight,Wu Tang Clan- C.R.E.A.M

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Movies:

My best films are LOTR I, II &amp; II, The Longest Yard, Blazing Saddles, Midnight Run, The Jerk, Coming to America, Richard Pryor live, Delirious, Raw, I got the Hook Up, House Party, Woman in Red, Stir Crazy, Bachelor Party, Soulplane, Airplane 1 &amp; 2, King Pin, Something about Mary, Donnie Darko, Usual Suspects, Casino, Goodfellas, Scarface, Donnie Brasco all Chevy Chase films and old school "Kung Fu" movies.ZIDANE Best Tricks

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Television:

I like to watch Simpsons, Futurama, Phoenix Nights, A League of Gentlemen, Office, Extras, Borat, Only Fools and Horses, Rising Damp, Nip/Tuck, sports, music and movie channels and a bit of porn.

Books:

Only Diry Mags, my fav is 40 plus (Joke) I have recently read "Coke Wars", "Killing Pablo" and "Cocky" are all good reads and I also like to read "GQ" to catch up on the latest fashion

Heroes:

My Mum (I Love You So Much)