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About Me

I am partially college educated. I have studied Arabic and the history and politics of the modern Middle East. I have also studied music composition and performance. I have a little sister named Ellen who has been known to put lotion in my Walkman to get back at me for her exploding battery. I once folded my older brother, Matthew, in a fold-out couch at his own request. He screamed in pain. I have lived on both coasts of this fine nation, though I have never graced the middle. I like to read books, and one day I may write one. I have been known to prefer floors to beds. For several years of my life, I misused the semicolon; there is something so attractive about a good semicolon, and I think I was just a little too excited to use it properly. I currently work in an after school program for children grades K-5. I very much enjoy their energy. Most prominently, I perform in a rock and roll band called The Moanin Dove. It treats me just fine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet most anyone who doesn't make me feel incredibly uncomfortable. You know exactly who I mean: those people who just make your insides squirm when they look at you with their penetrating eyes and you stand there sweating and thinking only of how to escape the oppressive awkwardness of the situation without further instigating the person in question but somehow you are unable to move and they interrogate you tirelessly and mercilessly judge your responses whether or not they are in any legitimate position to do so and still you stand there sweating and fidgeting until that glorious moment when you can slip away from their stifling gaze and breathe deeply the fresh air of freedom, thinking only of how never to see that person again. If you are this person, lets just avoid the aforementioned situation. If you fall into any other category, I would sincerely love to initiate a correspondence of almost any kind, which perhaps may lead to a real-life friendship.

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