Mel

First taking care of the kids then taking care of myself. Im not very exciting, I like to clean (I have obsessive compulsive vacuum disorder). I LOVE LOVE LOVE spending time with my boys since they are crazy and not scared of anything they make everyday either an adventure or a trip to the emergency room. Im a single mom and I cant complain, Its very rewarding. Im not the kind of mother who complains about being stuck at home with her kids, I made them so I will raise them and nobody else can take the credit/blame for any situation that may arise. I call the shots and I always will. Sometimes I have to remind them but we will get it right someday.**A TRUE FRIEND**Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you've finally gotten laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.