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Cretin

MIDNITE HIGHWAY Live classic rock with TGIF attitude

About Me

Hello me ... Meet the real me And my misfits way of life A dark black past is my Most valued possessions Hindsight is always 20-20 But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy Speak of mutually assured destruction?Hello me ... It's me again You can subdue, but never tame me It gives me a migraine headache Thinking down to your level Yea, just keep on thinking it's my fault And stay an inch or two outta kicking distanceWell, me ... It's nice talking to myself A credit to dementia Some day you too will know my pain And smile its blacktooth grin If the war inside my head Won't take a day off I'll be dead

My Interests

Come on, you can figure it out, can't you?

I'd like to meet:

The Living Dead The 1%ers Frankenstein Bugs Bunny and alot of dead heroes

Music:

Frank Zappa/ The Beatles/ Pink Floyd/ Jethro Tull/ Cheap Trick/ Neil Young/ The Rolling Stones/ Jimi Hendrix/ James Gang/ Midnite Highway originals/Steppenwolf/The Who/The Outsiders/ AC/DC/The Animals/Cars/ Accept/ X/ ZZ Top/ Judas Preist/Plasmatics/Foghat/ Motorhead/ Venom/ The Rods/Ozzy/The Who/ Alice Cooper/ Greg Kihn/ Zombies/Thin Lizzy/Scorpions/ James Gang/ David Allan Coe/ Dwight Yokham/ Johnny Cash/ Bob Dylan/ ...and too many more to list . . .

Television:

Please Don't Touch by Motorhead & Motorhead Girlschool

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Heroes:

Too many to list, but the most recent thanks go to...everyone at Revolt Recording Studios in Santee, CA. Chris and Jeff at Mapex Drums,Jimi Hendrix, Rick Nielson(CT), the cool cats @ Top Gear/Leo Fender,Jim Beam, The CHP, everyone at "Sierra Nevada" BC, Frank Zappa,Motorhead, our families and fans across Southern California. See you all again on tour soon!!!

My Blog

Granpa Ike-OG Truth Monger

The public, seeing through the tissue of Bush administration lies told to justify an invasion that never had anything to do with the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11 or weapons of mass destruction, now h...
Posted by Cretin on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:30:00 PST

Talking Heads and Signs of the Times

(psssssssst, they all still have their jobs!)    ...
Posted by Cretin on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:26:00 PST

Can't We Get A Decent Impeachment Party Started?

What is it about impeachment that has the Democratic Party leadership so frightened? Talking with members of Congress, one hears the same refrain: "I know Bush and Cheney have committed impeachable cr...
Posted by Cretin on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

Parasite Hilton, The Kkkomander Guy, Hillree, and Scatgirl Crow

So it's finally happening: accountability. At long last, a prominent public figure is being punished for serial reckless behavior and the willful denial of its consequences. Unfortunately, the public ...
Posted by Cretin on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

George does have a heart!

Washington, D.C. - In a story that is sure to boost his sagging political fortunes and rock bottom poll numbers, White House press secretary Dana Perino today released news of the President's heroic a...
Posted by Cretin on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

So long, Mr. Wolf

As Paul Wolfowitz twists in the wind after being found guilty in a World Bank investigation of public payola to his girlfriend, it does seem that his career might finally be coming to an end. Pity tha...
Posted by Cretin on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:34:00 PST

And now, the REAL important news

In Bridgeport, Conn., in March, Fermin Rodriguez, 21, was charged with assault for stabbing his wife several times (after an argument over her alleged infidelity); police said that following his attac...
Posted by Cretin on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

We welcome back France into the fold! Now we can eat fench fries!

Just as Tony Blair heads for the Royal Home for Retired Bush-Poodles, here comes Nicky Sarkozy, pom-poms all fluffed and perfumed, stepping high to fill Tony's dainty doggie-booties. Difference is tha...
Posted by Cretin on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

Capitol Hillbillies (those silly assholes "serving" us)

*The National Rifle Association is urging the Bush administration to withdraw its support of a bill that would prohibit suspected terrorists from buying firearms. Backed by the Justice Department, the...
Posted by Cretin on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:01:00 PST

Meet Your GOP Candidates

1. Rudy Giuliani: "First, I'm gonna make googly eyes at the Iranian leaders, just like the Gipper. Then I'll do what I did in New York: attack the squeegeemen from Squeegeemenistan." (let's see, this ...
Posted by Cretin on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:55:00 PST