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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodni...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 07:31:00 GMT |
Female phrases (Translations) |
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:10:00 GMT |
Birth month - Rather acurate gues which ? |
RULES:1. Pick your birth month.2. Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.3. Bold the four that best apply to you. (it can be more than 4)4. Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months.FEBR...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:46:00 GMT |
Why you cant please a woman |
Because nobody has a dick made out of chocolate that ejaculates money.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:23:00 GMT |
im %12 percent chav |
[ ] I like trackies[ ] I like to rave.[x I swear alot[ ] Id flip if my hair wasnt poker straight.[ ] I have a name chain. [ ] I wear my football to...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 13:08:00 GMT |
Fear |
If you get more than 30 I strongly recommend some counseling!IF you get more than 20 you're paranoid.If you get 10-20 then u are normal.If you get ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:31:00 GMT |
project overlord |
My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped wil...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:11:00 GMT |
Would you do me ? |
Answer:2. What positions would u want to b in?Answer:3. Would u suck/LICK me ?Answer:4. Would u fuck me hard?Answer:5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me?Answer:6. Would u let me pull yo...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:39:00 GMT |
Kyles night in |
Kyles night in by The guy holding the camera There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but a three-piece suit with women's panties underneath when suddenly the doorbell rings. Su...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 14:52:00 GMT |
What us guys are proud of |
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policem...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:10:00 GMT |
