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Societal Entertainment Consultant

Useless talent #13

About Me


I had a dream once that I was a bird and could fly a million miles away, and life was great-- before that night I never knew I was in pain. Hope is a mistake.
I adopted a bloodthirsty, swaggering drunk lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Yargh fetus!ye will haf' yer fun! ...the night was dark the seas were ruff! the port lay straight ahead, the booze run out they grew tired and this is what they said, captain if you cannot find a place to set er' down, youll be sleepin right along this vessel in the ground!
What Planet Are You From?
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Justice and Morality: You believe in doing what is
right for others and maybe even for yourself.
People would consider you one with good morals,
and someone who would not let them down.
Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
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BLUE
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Your element is Air: Carefree, lovable, fun and
childish. Aren't you cute! Your just full of
childhood spunk and happiness! Hey who said
being young was a bad thing? You have a keen
understanding of what's good in life and choose
to remain happy rather than get too upset over
things. Life is fun, who wants to be troubled
by grown-up problems? Being as capable of love
as you are you will make a wonderful parent if
and when you choose to grow up. Love is a
mystery because you only want friends not love
interests, games are better than relationships
with the opposite sex. You have what everyone
is searching for, that so called 'fountain of
youth' deep inside. You can come across as
naive and childish at times. But who cares what
they think, lets go play tag!
.:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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My Interests

And how! ..

Rafael. You're most like the ArchAngel of Healing. You want people to shape up, and you nag. But you mean well, and you're well loved despite it. Or because of it. You bring the donuts even as you tell people to eat more veggies.

Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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AIM - RoiDesCartes - and I'm almost always on! (Meaning: Save me from boredom through the internet!)
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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~*~Result nr 6~*~

Your power is: Transformation


Explanation: Unlike everyone else you
can change your body materia and transform into
anything (e.g. an animal). This can be used in
good purposes for infiltrating evil
headquarters or adjust your physical abilities
by transforming and therefore do better in
battle. If turned to the evil side, a
transformer could manipulate the "good
guys" by looking like their loved ones and
break them down.
As a person you are disappointed with life. You
have not so many interests anymore and have
become depressed. Of course you can be happy,
but your happiness subsides quickly and won't
last very long. You isolate yourself from
people since you think they would only hurt
you, but some part just wants someone equal who
understands the pain. When you transform it
gives you freedom and you can be anything but
yourself. You often pity yourself but don't let
people come near and know what's going on with
you. But the thought of opening up and risking
being betrayed is too strong and intimidating
to even try.
Negative aspects: You carry much hate to
the world and yourself and in the long run this
could lead to dangerous thoughts
(suicide/cutting/killing) though the last one
is least likeable since you would probably just
have too much guilt.



What Power is Compatible With You? [beautiful anime pictures + 12 detailed results]
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You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Music:

IN THE SHADOWS (The Rasmus)

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A minor Joke
C, Eb and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So Eb leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices Bb hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

Eb comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, Eb soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
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Movies:

So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Welcome to my world, Bitch!
I give you, the steel handed stingray, Captain James Hook!!
Some mother fuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill.
I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!
Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge!!
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies.
Never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.
But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler!!
Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!
My own brother, a goddamned shit sucking vampire!
A whole family lost to car crashes. Enough to make a person buy a bike.
He's not your friend, he's ours! If somebody's gonna kill him, it should be us!
The fact that my client has been riden more than Seatlle Slew, is irrelevant.
Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.
You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!
When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only God exists, you're doing his will.
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.
Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
They'll believe it because it's their worst nightmare: Elizabeth Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection, obliterated by perversion.
All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can THROW things at me? I don't THINK so.
Bak. Derk-derka ala. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.
You preach about waiting for love. Well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So that makes you a hypocrite.
Victor, you always thought you were a god.
Do you know what the Bible says about fucking your own sister? Don't.
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
You made the world in your image. Now I make it in mine.
As for Daredevil. Well... soon the world will know the truth. That this is a city born of heroes. That one man CAN make a difference.
Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
There's children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads. They're busy building toys, and absolutely no one's dead!
Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
My name is Alice and I remember everything.
We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night.
"Didn't open the box." And what was it last time, "Didn't know what the box was?" And yet, we do keep finding each other, don't we?
How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.
Communism was just a red herring.
If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!
It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!
What we have here, is a failure to comunicate.
For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing.
I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
Because these moments, as beautiful as they are, are evil when their gone.
I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: we are here, we are waiting.
I'd hate to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!
God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
Outta the way Peck!
How many times in battle have we snatched victory from the jaws of defeat? Outnumbered, outflanked, but still we triumph? With you at my side, we can do so again. Lancelot, we are knights. What other purpose do we serve if not for such a cause?
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole!
Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?
And after my red-headed friend, you'll never see me again
He's blond, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists, Lichtenstein! He's blond, he's tanned, he comes from Gelderland, he comes from Gelderland! Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland... Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland...
I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you.
Justice is balance. You burned down my house and left me for dead. Consider us even.
I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife. I mean the bare necessities are Mother Nature's recipies that bring the bare necessities of life.
There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool.
Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
When Aslan bares his teeth, winter meets it's end. When Aslan shakes his mane, it's spring again.
Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It's fair.
What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" did you not understand?
Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

Television:

The shows of my childhood! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Books:

See the turtle of enormous girth, upon his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind, he holds us all within his mind.
He beats his fists against the post and still insists he sees the ghost.
Metal wings will fail, leather ones prevail.
People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true.
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Heroes:



My Blog

Wow. . . I’m blogging

I'm filling out an application, again, and I figured I could put down my thoughts and ideas in one place.  Why not put them down here?  I'm sure some of you are addicted to checking up on bl...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:32:00 PST

Why not update?

I know alot of you I don't see much anymore or talk to much anymore.  I think of everyone I've known and loved constantly though (krista you better still have my shoes. . .).   But sinc...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST

Adulthood and choices

What are they anyways?  Great job society, with so many options and coddling, you've made life harder.  At this age, you might talk to someone much older who has many stories; some...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST

So kyle. . .

Kyle, kyle, kyle. . .  And not a Kyle you know.  Don't even know if his name is Kyle, but mason says Kyle is a name for dicks and this is what this guy was.  Starting out on the suppose...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:10:00 PST

Uniformed chaos

That is what I love, uniformed chaos.  Taking forever to get through an intersection because there's a traffic guide, I don't mind sitting because it is for a good cause.  I'll complain beca...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Sat, 06 May 2006 02:40:00 PST

What now, if anything?

I'm still happy here, and don't plan on leaving.  But my sagittarius urges are strong.  Krista I just commented with this on your blog, but I just want to travel.  Stop in some little t...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:10:00 PST

Tagged. . .

6 Weird Facts About Me:   1. Clowns used to scare me, but now if I saw one I'd attack it with a vengeance for my lost childhood.  But you knew that.   2. I want to go sky diving.&n...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:12:00 PST

Logan Reid Huyett

6:50 am, 7 pounds 11 ounces, 21 inches long and it all started at about 2:30 am with our trip to the hospital.  We've got a big change on our hands now and the most adorable facking little b...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:55:00 PST

How is Waiting a comedy, it should be Horror/Gore

So, two nights of hell in a row.  Monday night Olive Garden opened at four, we won't be busy. . .  Well fuck!  Apparently we got the people who didn't want to wait in line for the new r...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:07:00 PST

The day off, without libations.

"You just broke another glass in my room!" "Fuckin A!  That's what you get for taking my sweater!" So tonight has turned out to be rather interesting, what a great day off I've had.  I'm mov...
Posted by Societal Entertainment Consultant on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:35:00 PST