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About Me

Why hello there, good day to you. I hope I find you well, whoever you happen to be. There is an enormous amount of pointless information that I could give you about myself. That is precisely what I am going to do. You WILL listen, or feel my wrath. Please note that I have no idea how to make paragraphs using this accursed myspace code inserting thing, so it'll just be a gigantic block of my usual elegant prose... Firstly, I talk a lot of shite. This may include random and completely unnecessary facts (of which I have a voluminous repertoire), my brilliant 'wit' or any number of pithy observations.I enjoy being individual. Some may say eccentric. And they'd be right. Whoever these cheeky swines are. For example, I have recently taken to wearing a suit for no apparent reason. While we're on the subject of my clothing preferences, striped shirts are most definitely the way to go. Trust me on this, I am famous as a fashion guru of some repute. I do not fit into any of these ridiculous chav/emo/so forth groups. I refuse to label myself, or be labelled, in such a manner.I despise prejudice of any form and don't judge anyone unfairly. This is not to say, however, that there aren't people who are simply annoying, arseholes, or both. I tend to avoid any kind of dealings with this sort. Regarding annoyance, buses piss me right off and I regularly rant about this hellish form of transport. Also, 'text speak' on the internet infuriates me, and I use the Queen's English at all times, to the best of my ability anyway.I'm the obsessive type. My main obsession is Doctor Who, merchandise from this franchise is the most awesome thing money can purchase. Know this. Other passions of mine include quotation "You learn something new every day. Today, I learned that you're a complete bastard.", comedy, music and creating my frankly marvelous 'art' on photoshop. My brilliant family and friends are also hugely important to me. I have many brilliant memories of our time at the legendary educational establishment of Francis Bacon, and I'm immensely grateful for them. I'm told, with good reason, that I'm useless at organising meeting with the aforementioned friends. To be fair, though, I'm no worse than the rest of them.I don't like beer much. I have been known to enjoy other beverages of an alcoholic nature though. I'm rather a fan of the Bacardi Breezer. Oh yes, truly a man's drink...I strive to be as polite, respectful and generally nice as I can. I have never been in a fight in my life. I would like to say that this is because I'm some kind of heroic pacifist figure, of which Ghandi himself would be proud. The truth, sadly, is that I am merely a skinny little runt. Furthermore, the very sight of me in any form of physical fight would be enormously, outrageously comical for any potential onlookers.Other thrilling nuggets of information will be added here if and when I can be arsed. Such as my penchant for making up my own words. As well as this, I also find it entertaining to add -ing, -age, -ery or the like onto the ends of words where it really isn't necessary.I've recently become annoyed by the lack of sensible paragraph creation abilities available here. Or rather, they're there, but I don't understand how it's done. We are not amused...

My Interests

Music, seeing friends, history, rambling, thinking of things to ramble about, working (occasionally, when threatened with something sharp.) Video games are also a rather sizable interest of mine. Currently wii-ing it up on a regular basis, but Nintendo creations of a more vintage nature are also enjoyed muchly. Also Resident Evil, I do love that series. Recently I've been playing the latest Zelda, 'Phantom Hourglass,' which is great. Although I'm having varied degrees of success with the wi-fi mode. Some swines, It seems, appear to have BIONIC THUMBS. Also, the amount of arse that this game kicks is, frankly, bordering on the obscene:

I'd like to meet:

Julius Caesar. What? HE'S DEAD? Why did no one tell me? When did this happen? ...2050 years ago, you say? I see. I knew that... Don't get clever with me! (Bastard.) I'd very much like to meet the cast and crew of Doctor Who. Preferably all of them together. If not though, I'd gladly settle for the man himself, his companion (predecessor of t'current) or a combination thereof. Other than that, anyone's welcome to add me, I'd like to meet all my fellow Myspacers. I'm reliably informed that that is, in fact, a legitimate word.

Music:

To be frank, (who is this Frank? How did he get involved?) I have a hugely varied/potentially random taste here. You asked for it...Mainly, I'd have to favour Air Traffic, Amy Macdonald, Athlete, The Automatic, The Beatles, Billy Talent, Bloc Party, The Bravery, Calvin Harris, The Clash, Coldplay, The Cure, Editors, Elvis Presley, The Enemy, Eric Clapton, Fall Out Boy, The Feeling, Franz Ferdinand, The Fray, The Futureheads, Ghosts, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Hard-Fi, Jack Penate, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Kate Nash, Keane, The Killers, Klaxons, Lily Allen, Maroon 5, Maxïmo Park, Michael Jackson, Mika, My Chemical Romance, Nelly Furtado, Nirvana, Oasis, Orson, The Pogues, Queen, The Raconteurs, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Robbie Williams, The Rumble Strips, R.E.M, Scissor Sisters, Sister Hazel, Snow Patrol, Stereophonics, Take That, Trapt, U2, Weird Al Yankovic, The White Stripes, The Zutons...I've probably forgotten rather a lot here, (as is my wont, sadly) but that's t'main 'uns. Also needing a mention are the almighty music creating skills of Murray Gold and Nobuo Uematsu, as we see here:'This Is Gallifrey: Our Childhood, Our Home''The Oath''You Are Not Alone!''One-Winged Angel''Waltz For The Moon''The Doctor Forever'Magnificent pieces there. One of numerous reasons why Doctor Who is the greatest televisual experience available, and also why Final Fantasy recieves a similar accolade in the video game category. By category, you understand that this merely means 'my opinion.' Though I'm still right.

Movies:

There are really two types of film that I like. Comedy, such as Bruce Almighty, Pirates Of The Caribbean etc. Or the 'epic' (ie bores the arse off of most other people but I like 'em) history ones, eg Gladiator.

Television:

Doctor Who would be my favourite unsurprisingly. Beyond this rather obsessive area I would say Bottom, The Simpsons, Black Books, Father Ted, general Channel 4 comedies. To elaborate, The Friday Night Project, Phoenix Nights, The IT Crowd and so forth. My point, I believe, has been made. Big Brother's Big Mouth is also hilarious. I'm not really that bothered by Big Brother itself, but the genius of Russell Brand makes it good. Frasier would have to be another of my favourites: "I've made a fist, and I'm thinking of using it!" "THE THUMB GOES ON THE OUTSIDE, NILES!"

Books:

Loads of different random things. I love reading. It makes me feel intelligent. You could say i'm an intellectual because I read a lot. You COULD say that. In fact, please do. As I am halfway through t'second year of an English Literature degree, reading takes up a fairly enormous amount of my time. At the moment I am reading Alan Silitoe's rather good 'Saturday Night And Sunday Morning,' though I have to say that the protaganist seems a bit of a bastard. Other literary works I am progressing with include 'My Booky Wook' by the incomparable and marvellous Russell Brand and t'Doctor Who novel 'Sick Building.'

Heroes:

My heroes list would be huge. I am inspired by and admire numerous people for a variety of reasons. Speaking historically, I would go for: Julius Caesar, 'The Black Prince' whose actual name escapes me, Harold Godwinson (Harold II, Damn you William. 'Conqueror' my left testicle...) Alexander III of Macedon ('The Great',) Boadicea, Wilfred Owen, James I, Mark Anthony, Oscar Wilde and others that I will no doubt add as they come to me. On the more random side of things, I would say: Russell Brand, Bill Bailey, Rik Mayall, Ade Edmonson, Peter Kay and Dylan Moran. I have a great admiration for comedians, I'm hoping to become one at some point. Also the almighty Brandon Flowers, equal parts brilliant and eccentric. Not forgetting Cloud Strife, Squall Leonheart and Zidane Tribal. Nor forgetting more or less the entire cast and crew of a certain Science Fiction series you may be familiar with, Primarily David Tennant.
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My Blog

This is funny stuff, right here...

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is"General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are...
Posted by Wit on legs. on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

Quizzy Thing

~A Survey About EVERYTHING~~The Basics~Name::Chris  Age::Eighteen  Hair Color::Brown Eye Color::Green  Pet(s) & Their Name(s)::My mum's a childminder, the children are my pets. I ca...
Posted by Wit on legs. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:20:00 PST

That enormous survey that was taking up half my page has now been banished to here. BANISHED!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Chris Birthday: 18th August 1988 Birthplace: St.Albans Hospital Current Location: At home Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Brown Height: Don't have a c...
Posted by Wit on legs. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

Some serious rambling. (Avert your eyes, children!)

Ok, i've been on this here myspace for a month now, (more or less,) so what have I achieved? It's fairly interesting around here, no? The player thing is a lot better than just one profile song. Could...
Posted by Wit on legs. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

Things that piss me off: part one. Of, i'm sure, many...

1. Buses, particularly standing up on them. 2. People on buses trying to get off at the traffic lights a few metres in front of the bus stop. He's not going to open the door at a red light, sit d...
Posted by Wit on legs. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:23:00 PST

A bit more randomness

First, how much do I love the song Spitting Games? A lot. A lot is how much. Did I have a point in mind when I started writing this? ...Give me a minute... ...Yeah, I did actually. I was going to try ...
Posted by Wit on legs. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST

Random thoughts

I love The Fratellis! "Sweetheart, i'm just here to get drunk again..." Love it! I've played Creeping up the backstairs 36 times! She Moves In Her Own Way has been played 65 times, holy crap! What th...
Posted by Wit on legs. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST