I'm Simon and these days I get called Simon AND Gammey
Holmes Chapel and York are both home, and both kick ass in their own ways
I sell people alcohol
I tend to suck at stuff, but lets face it, that's why you love me
Bad grammar annoys me, especially when I do it
I post stupid bulletins, deal with it
I wanna be a bouncer, rapper, DJ, writer and really anything that takes my fancy
If anyone finds the links from the top of the page, if they could let me know that would be great
I miss Akliche
I fancy Phil and Fern
