Fanny

Get your layout at zSIFT.com Yes, my dear, dear viewers - I am Fanny. I know I haven't been on your television screens for sometime, but it doesn't stop me being still a must in your kitchen. Like Vim or Bero Flour. Over the years I've given you so much advice, tips and personal ideas on how to make your terrible cooking just a little bit better. I know many of you want to be able to enjoy food with Fanny, but I also know not many of you can match my standards. Jamie Oliver may try to win the hearts of the nation by offending school children everywhere, but lets face it he's no Fanny. Well, not unless you listen to some grapevines. Anyway darlings, the basic facts you need to know about me are: I was born a long time ago. I died not so long ago and I had a husband called Johnnie. We used to make wonderful programmes for television about cooking, and you'd get a Johnnie and Fanny on show in the kitchen long before the launch of Channel 4.