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Evaga

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SUBMIT AND OBEY!
A NU-TRA interview from the NU-TRA Bowl!
NU-TRA ON VIDEO THING!
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A VIDEO INTERVIEW ON VLAZE.COM!!! The show is called "Rock Remedy" Here is the interview/video we played some songstoo!
NU-TRA ON VLAZE.COM!
NU-TRA LIVE OCT 4th Eagle Rock Music Festival!

On Saturday October 4th NU-TRA will be performing on the Panang /Zocaloc stage at the Eagle Rock Music Festival! The stage is located on Colorado Blvd near Argus (Eagle Rock) and in the Panang Restaurant parking lot.
5-6:30pm Poetry intro/ Mike the Poet and friends
7-7:30pm Stab City
8-8:30pm HDR
<<< 9-9:30pm Nu-Tra >>>
10-10:30pm Aztlan UnderGround

We have been in the studio tracking away. We weren't going to play any shows till the record release so we can get it done. We couldn't pass this festival up.
PLUS ONE FREE "LANCE" TO THE FIRST PERSON TO SHAKE EVAGA'S TAIL AND SAY "WJUITJK" !!

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NU-TRA { nt } : A NU-TRA -lyzed Mutant, is this monkey's alter ego. A existentronaut with one foot off the ground and the other slipping on a banana peel, thanks to litterbugs.
Evaga only dreams of playing a guitar or singing on stage; nevertheless, like a good monkey he slams cymbals together like some crazed, mechanical beast if his key is wound up nice and tight! More importantly, Evaga loves NU-TRA more than a triple decker bananasplit sundae with a dozen sweet cherries all over and hopes to see you at the shows. That's what it's really all about, so don't miss out...
Like everyone else or not...just looking for a placebo to survive in the post-umbilical world. In the meantime be brave and avoid the blind march into the quicksand of DEVOLUTION. Likewise, people talking with their mouth full of food are of no consequence...it's others breaking wind the same time you hiccup or sneeze that really brings Evaga down.
Unlike the well dressed penguin and skunk, Evaga is a terribly shabby dresser with poor fashion. This monkey man's long furry tails have been out for so long, but they'll make a strong comeback like everything else...even when they shouldn't. Evaga believes it is good to forget about polarized aviator glasses and shirts with designer names on the front. Save your money...the key to trendy, chic fascion is really strong monkeyglue.
OCCUPATION:
Presently, a full-time glue supplier and part-time cyber Sugar Daddy. Formerly, an alligator make up artist and Oprahh's booty call. Wannabe, full-time real life Sugar Daddy and paid with full benefits, bananna dacquiri taster/buyer.
FOR YOU...SOFTEE MUTATIONS:
(1) Poor Monkeymen have fallen from the trees, lost their tails, and now wear ties to compensate...try not to follow them. Instead believe that life is the Big School and passing with straight A's is not the most important thing...attending as much as you can is more important : Live To Learn, Learn To Live! In big School Life homework is good and so is show and tell. Field trips, dances with spiked punch, mutatious music and hot babes, and being your own teacher sometimes are all good things...hooray!
(2) Learn to embrace the absurd, it's like staring directly at the sun without any harm to your eyes. In place of harm or blindness, awareness and conciousness will be you reward. Otherwise; like the madman who ismad, absurdity becomes the worst viscious cycle with a bannana seat, kick stand, and a flame paint job...Stop, Drop, and Roll! Be willing to trust your senses, absurdity does not always equal nonsense and many times the nonsense only appears absurd.
(3) Stay away from Slurm and Glug and WASH YOUR OWN BRAIN, only fools pay for others to do it for you! If Tide can't get it clean, throw it away or sell it to a desperate Zombie and shove a fat potatoe into your skull and wait for eyes to grow all around...Now is the perfect time to listen to NU-TRA and reclaim your brain. Some say that, "like a healthy sponge, even your brain needs a good squeeze". This may be true, but becareful of what your brain does not just soak back up what you just squeezed out of it.
(4) Living under a big rock is better than living above small pebbles, unless Dumbo the elephant decides to take a rest on top of the rock killing you. Take a chance living under small pebbles and pebbles could work their way into your butt crack, then an acute episode of retroactive farts can kill you. Even if you live, you live lost under countless small pebbles. Most importantly, water flows around a big rock...water submerges small pebbles. Confused ? Then listen to the crickets at night, like the fireflies, they do not tell lies.
(5) Rocks, paper, and scissors are not the way to run a country and be very careful because the shoe DOES fit...like a tail on a monkey wearing a spacesuit stuffed inside of a turkey! (W)TF, DEVOLUTION IS REAL! So remember that just as you can dangle a carrot in front of a donkey to get it to go forward, some monkey can be riding your back and moving you forward by dangling a slice of bananna creme pie right in front of your pie-holed face! You may get that pie sooner or later, for now you better have your money out and ready to speak. Also, always be sure you got milk and ride that donkey like you stole it!
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When Evaga shows that he has been a good monkey, he is let out of his cage to roam and meet people who will not get him in deep trouble or put a corkscrew in his furry head.

This monkey gets along best with others who encourage and celebrate independent thinking and are not so afraid of their inner monkeys. Sheep are only good for helping you fall asleep, not following!
Help Evaga find some of his freinds, the Bananna Splits, Miss Chiquitta, and Sasquatch.

Do people say you are DUM, do they Bring U Down...you know better,
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LISTEN UP...NEW MISSIVE FROM GENERAL BOY!

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog...NOW PAY ATTENTION, BE PREPARED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. READ THE ABOVE MESSAGE AND PREPARE FOR YOUR DUTY NOW FOR THE FUTURE!
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TEX-ASS & DEVO...

DEVO Announces New Album - Fall 2009! ..OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE dated 3/10/09DEVO ANNOUNCE NEW STUDIO ALBUMTO DEBUT FALL 2009! De-evolution has finally arrived...and who better to guide us through the ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:17:00 GMT

Myspace.com Blogs - NU-TRA REVIEW AND PHOTOS FROM EAGLE ROCK MUSIC FEST! - NU-TRA MySpace Blog

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog....
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 02:33:00 GMT

Myspace.com Blogs - The History Of NU-TRA in a nutshell. - NU-TRA MySpace Blog

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... Conscious Mutations!
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:38:00 GMT

...Coachella : what the black sheep told the monkey...

"Monkey see, monkey do. You Monkeys are a lot like the rest of the sheep", said the black sheep. "It is time to save your future...".  Now start by joing all beautiful mutants voting for NU-TRA ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:34:00 GMT