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James P. Worthington III

Why are all the good songs about spiders?

About Me

(ZOMBIE WAS HERE) ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE YOUR SPACE IS MY SPACE *SMOOCHIES AND THROWS HER CLOTHES ALL OVER THE PLACE*I'm irish and german so that means I like to get drunk and hate a lot. Other than that, I'm a pretty laid back dude with possibly the nerdiest display picture I could find. I'm looking for a picture that incorporates dragons, unicorns, darth vader, and captain jean luc picard all in one pic. Maybe darth vader and captain picard could be batlling each other- vader on the unicorn and picard on the dragon. In the background would be a supernova created by all the nerds on the internet suddenly having sex. So if you find that pic, please send it to me I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, and determination as well as passion and desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst for more of it.
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Your Element is Fire
Your power color: red
Your energy: hot
Your season: spring
Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. What Element Are You?
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Name: James
Birthday: August 23rd, 1983
Birthplace: Hereford, Texas
Current Location: Canton, Ohio
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light brown with lots of red glowy evilness
Height: 6'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but please don't cut my left off
Your Heritage: Irish and German- Now with twice as much hate.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Doc Martens, but only cause I had to go and eat with my zombie
Your Weakness: The lady sitting next to me.
Your Fears: Death by Chocolate. Fuck you Bennigan's.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and garlic and...cheese...and garlic...and...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go back to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sorry, I wasn't paying attention to msn
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh my god it's cold. Zombie...?? Well at least you're warm...
Your Best Physical Feature: Apparently my face.
Your Bedtime: When zombie runs into the bedroom
Your Most Missed Memory: I remember one time...no wait. Fuck, I forgot. This question is retarded.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king if I feel like having breakfast.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No, unless I steal zombie's
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: Too often
Do you Shower Daily: Except for today and yesterday...
Have you Been in Love: Absolutely
Do you want to go to College: I want to go back...
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, I can be a fireman if I really wanna
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get sick of moving sometimes...
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, I'm a hottie
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes I do
Do you play an Instrument: I play two, but neither very well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, lots.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. Unless it was secretly and then I was undumped without my knowledge
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. Never done it.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Witnessed it though
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Not in those words, no.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: After my wife
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A good father and a wonderful husband
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany and Korea
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'3 and 3 quarters, but she says 5'3''
Weight: Zombie
Best Clothing Style: Zombie
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 or 4
Number of CDs I own: Oh who cares
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm sure there are some things I regret, but they don't really matter do they?
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Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?

My Interests

?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
You're like a Vampire!
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeI enjoy making little sandwiches and cutting them into middle fingers and throwing them to hobos, then watching the hobos eat the sandwiches because they are hungry as I yell "taste my disdain!" out my window. Also throwing paint filled balloons at little kids on their first day of school, because they are wearing their nicest clothes that they have.

I'd like to meet:

Clowns looking for someone to settle down with and raise a family of little clown children that will only be able to travel places by doing backflips or riding a tiny motorcycle. ?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??
Night
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Music:

I like everything except country and rap that is only some dude telling me about how much ass he kicks and how awesome he is. My favorite is alt rock/grunge.

Movies:

I'm a big movie buff so it's hard to pic a favorite movie. Some of my all time favs would be: Liar Liar- no matter how many times I watch this movie I die laughing. Tombstone- I got two guns, one for each of ya. The Crow- Great movie, great comic, great martial artist. Star Wars- yeah, I'm a nerd, I deal with it everyday. Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust- one of the best animes ever.

Television:

Which Sealab 2021 Character Are You?
You are Murphy!
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Books:

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Hecate
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Heroes:

The guy who didn't accept Hitler into art school. Good game dude, you just made some emo douchebag get all pissy and decide to kill 6 million jews because you were too uppity to let him into your school. I salute you sir.

My Blog

Small installment of my rough draft for "Mourning Person"

Sun peaked over frosted windowsills as the remnants of last night's fun bled its way out of Rob's pores, like blood seeping through holes in a sieve. The rays of the sun burned his eyes, making him st...
Posted by James P. Worthington III on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:04:00 PST

The most important thing ever said.

    Someone recently said something to me that struck to the core of everything that I hold sacred in life. They said, "where are the titties? Where...are the titties?"    I ...
Posted by James P. Worthington III on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Infinipee

     Okay, so there are many times in one's life where a pee can be wholly satisfying and can make you feel great afterwards. There are other pees, namely in the morning, that can ...
Posted by James P. Worthington III on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

Worthy of a Blog

Okay, so I don't really post blogs ever cause I figure who the hell wants to know what's going on in my life cause it's not really all that interesting. Well, I finally have something that is worth bl...
Posted by James P. Worthington III on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST