(B)Wendology

There are many sacred rules (B)Wendologists must abide by... 1) One must never speak the name of the holy one. 2) One must never reduce their fractions 3) One must always send messages to the sacred one via the sacred (B)endel train 4) One must always acknowlege the presence of the holy one with the proper gestures of respect 5) Salsa awaits those who do not abide by the sacred rules 6) One must show their dedication to He who's name can not be spoken by slamming their finger into a door so blood rises and dries below the finger nail (modern-day interpretation: use a black marker and color in your finger nail)