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inconfundible

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About Me

if being fake is what it takes to be successful in life, then i am going to fail miserably. i work. i school. i sleep. in my spare time i am a hitman for the mob and a volunteeer mentor for inner city youth.
Ice Pick Andy
People Iced: Thirty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: El Loco
Get Your HITMAN Name that and i take quizzes:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew or Andy or Drew
Birthday: the greatest day ever!
Birthplace: the sticks
Current Location: phoenix
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: orange
Height: 5'9'' ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: predominately right. can do some things both
Your Heritage: i is white
The Shoes You Wore Today: hiking boots and then my slippers to school
Your Weakness: self control
Your Fears: fealing alone, useless. spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq sauce with chicken, sausage and jalepenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to the betty ford clinic for my addiction to myspace
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont gots the im
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh @..!*, am i late?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: life
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes. words themselves have no value unless assigned in context
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: want to? no. do i go? yes.
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, but only when i spin around alot
Do you think you are Attractive: yes ish
Are you a Health Freak: yeah so
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, we are courteous of each other
Do you like Thunderstorms: lightning storms kick thunderstorms to the curb
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only presciptions, alcohol, and caffiene
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eeewwwwww
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hack, gack, ralph
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yuppers
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: without knowing it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: that old man who sits on his porch and yells at the young punks that walk on his lawn
What country would you most like to Visit: america
Number of Drugs I have taken: illicit: none others:?
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none.they make me who i am.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: deep blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: right now it seems to be brown for some reason
Short or Long Hair: shortish
Height: less than 6' more than 5'
Weight: yes they should have a weight
Best Clothing Style: relaxed and comfortable
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

christopher walken. he can fly...and emmy rossum. so gorgeous...

My Blog

Idea of the day

As most of you may well know I work in the customer service industry. My job requires very little brain functioning, leaving much time to make up stories or songs, contemplate life's deepest mysteries...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:00:00 GMT

Pics from a recent field study

On saturday as part of my arizona living history class traveled i to the Hassyampa River Preserve just south of wickenberg to do a field study on bird community structure and diversity. it was a beaut...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 20:21:00 GMT

For those of you who do the dew...

Does anyone know why mountain dew only comes in a green bottle?
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:19:00 GMT

Top ten reasons why not to hike alone.

10. No one is going to believe your alien abduction story; a sore ass only prooves you sat on a cacti.9. The more people, the more likely at least one person brought a first aid kit.8. If you run out ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:27:00 GMT

Something new for a change

OK so i tried my hand at watercolors. Figure i do just about everything else wo why not add this to my catalog. Feedback please people.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:56:00 GMT

Superman

Ok, so this is another blog about work. And go figure, it involves someone being a retarded asshole. I swear this is true and this is the way that it went down: Its friday, and its busy. Really busy....
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:07:00 GMT

Half time

So i was just recently house sitting for my parents. During that time I stumbled upon a very disconcerting discovery. My parents own a clock that ticks everyother second. Doesnt sound like much right....
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 00:42:00 GMT

Intelligent Conversation

A conversation with a customer at work:"Hows it going bud? How can I help you?""Yeah can I get a pack of blunts""Ok. What kind would you like? We have Philly and Swisher.""Gimme the Swishers.""Ok."(so...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:12:00 GMT

Pimps, Hoes, and an angry John.

ok yall, sorry that this one has been on private for so long, but I just never made the time to write this until now.as you all may know that recently i was transfered to another store within my compa...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:25:00 GMT

Guess what I found at work the other day.

Every now and then we at my work find rather odd or amusing things. Previous things have included examples such as the ocacsional supply of porn while we empty trash in the morning, three tiny guitars...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:40:00 GMT