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Matt Zellman

...and that's how I became the bumper-sticker flower from Mars.

About Me

I'm a nerd, but only pretty much all the time. My fields of interest vary constantly over just about the entire range of everything there is to be interested in. As far as I can tell, I will be interested in anything that challenges me, and things that don't challenge me generally won't interest me.
I qualify everything I say with "just about," "almost," "pretty much," "probably," "I think," and other similar expressions. Pretty much, you should just ignore them and read them with the strength they probably should have. I think I've developed a level of certainty with respect to some things that it kind of shifted everything else down in my vocabulary.
Also, my attention span is kind of unpredictable. Sometimes I can concentrate on something for hours, or weeks, or months on end, and other times, I forget what I'm talking about before I've started to actually say anything.
So, with that in mind, back to the things that fascinate me. The thing that fascinates me most is the way people's minds work. Since mine is the one most accessible to me, I do a lot of introspection. I don't know that this particular interest of mine will ever be dethroned from the top of my list. The others come and go on a rather unpredictable basis (this is probably related to the state of my attention span). In the past, I've immersed myself in physics, in biology, in philosophy of science, in chemistry, in electronics, in philosophy of education, in literature, in mathematics, in psychology, in poetry, in music composition, in meteorology, in geology, in linguistics, and probably some other things that aren't coming to mind too easily right now. At the moment, my passions are in graph theory (particularly coloring problems), and in ethics.
I've devised a proof that P is not equal to NP (which is sound, as far as I can tell, but is still being looked at by some people who may know better). This, despite being rather obscure and kind of boring to describe, may be the most exciting thing I've ever done. Not because my life is particularly boring (it's not, though I sometimes claim that it is), but because if you know the implications of the problem, it really is very exciting. So if you're interested in what exactly this entails, or why it's worth a nice million dollars (which it is), or think you can stand to hear me talk about it for awhile, feel free to ask!
As far as ethics go, I'm working out a paper that explores the evolutionary origins of human ethical systems. Make of that what you will--I'll defer my judgment until the paper's done. That may be awhile, because there's a whole lot of study that has to go into it that I currently don't have the resources for. Maybe someday I'll make it a Ph.D. dissertation.
Everything I do, I challenge myself with. I try to do it as well as I can, and I work to understand what I'm doing so I can practice it as efficiently as I can. It doesn't always look like I do a lot of work, but a lot of time that looks idle is time that I spend practicing things in my head.
An unfortunate side effect of this habit of challenging myself all the time is that it makes me rather competitive. If you haven't experienced it, that's ok, it's definitely there.
There are a couple things that I enjoy more, I think, than anything else. One of them is playing music. Another is playing ultimate frisbee. Almost any chance I get to do one of these things, I will take. So, if you are playing frisbee or need a percussionist, give me a call!

My Interests

Music, Frisbee, Cognitive Science, Frisbee, Math, Frisbee, Philosophy, Frisbee, and understanding everything I possibly can.

Oh, and Frisbee.

I'd like to meet:

A girl, for one. In particular, a girl who really thinks about things, who has a smile to die for, who challenges herself, who is self-controlled, who is willing and able to compete with me occasionally (all in good fun, of course), and who can find something to laugh at in anything (including herself--everyone is ridiculous, you just have to be willing to admit it).

Also, I get along well with pretty much anyone. I'm just picky when it comes to a girlfriend.

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Music:

Ich und Ich, Pink Martini, Incubus, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, James Brown, The Beatles, Tool, Radiohead, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Nirvana, The Eagles, Jethro Tull, Santana, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Miles Davis, Chicago, Earth, Wind and Fire, Al DiMeola, (in no particular order)

Movies:

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Stranger than Fiction, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Anchorman, Dead Poets Society, Anything by Mel Brooks

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Futurama, and almost anything on PBS or the Discovery, History, or National Geographic Channels.

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany; Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid; Meta-math: the Search for Omega; Wider than the Sky: the Phenomenal Gift of Consciousness; The Web of Life; The Hidden Connections; A Different Universe; The Lives of a Cell; The Demon-Haunted World...

Heroes:

My Grandparents. I'm lucky to know all of them. Heck, I'd be lucky to know them even if they weren't my grandparents, so I'm really glad they are.

More Distantly: Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Niels Bohr, Wernher Heisenberg, Steven Hawking, Marie Curie, Aristotle, Galen, Rene Descartes, Leonardo da Vinci, Ben Franklin, Carl Friedrich Gauss, Leonhard Euler, Louis Pasteur, Richard Feynman, Galileo Galilei.

These are the people I am really in awe of... people who thought in ways no one had thought before, who were ahead of their times, who had incredible effects on so many different facets of history, and almost never for any reason greater than their own passion to understand and describe the world around them. These are people whose influence over our thought and our understanding are almost certainly immeasurable. If only I could make as much of a change in the shape of the world...

My Blog

I just haven't felt like blogging lately

yeah, it's been over 3 weeks. There have been quite a few things in that time span that were blog-worthy, but I just didn't feel like writing until now. I suppose I could take these in chronological o...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

My New Year's Resolution

I don't usually do New Year's Resolutions, because I think they're kind of dumb. In order to bypass the pointlessness of futile attempts at making special changes to your life in celebration of a larg...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST

Sometimes, I hate people

Not all people, just stupid ones. It's been a long time since I've blogged anything, but that's because I only blog when there's stuff that I think is worth saying, and I didn't have much to say abou...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

Woohoo!

I called UC Merced today to see why I couldn't get into the system with my application ID number, and they said that they'd check into it and call me back. So when I got out of German, I had a message...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

I'm not even sure what to think of this...

So, I went to the orthodontist yesterday morning to see what can be done to fix my crossbite. It's been affecting my jaw joints for the last two years, and has been getting worse little by little. Wel...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST

I Hate Misleading Christian Apologetics.

Lee Strobel's book, "The Case for a Creator," doesn't accurately represent any science at all. None of the "experts" interviewed in the book are in the mainstream of science. All of them operate ...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

"I'm never going to use this"

How many times have I heard this before? "Why do I have to learn [insert any school subject here]? I'm never going to have to use it!" Honestly, so what? is the only reason you learn things so you can...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST

Relapse

I so thought I was through with internet debates. I had successfully weaned myself from my original addiction, only to find myself sucked into defending science against reactionary theology once again...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

Pain, Confusion, and Frustration

Today, I got fillings... five of them, actually. For about 4 hours, I couldn't feel my face, and I could only move it in a comically limited fashion. After that, I couldn't stop feeling my face, becau...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

Follow-up and other stuff

So, after some further research, polyphasic sleep is highly controversial, and there isn't really a whole lot of information about it that doesn't seem really goal-oriented. The term "polyphasic sleep...
Posted by Matt Zellman on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST