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Lex

On a life-long quest for instant gratification...

About Me

Unrepentant badboy, devout philogynist, practicing hedonist, carefree, careless, childish, needy, nerdy, selfish, sexy in very dim light, incredibly shallow and marginally intelligent, trying to live life to it's fullest as much as my means allow...without getting caught.

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it." ~ Oscar Wilde

My Interests

Interests? I have but one: Women! Tall, short, thin, thick, light, dark, erotic, exotic, plain-jane girl-next-door; barmaids, bookkeepers, dancers, doctors, housewives, hookers, hygienists, hairdressers, maids, models, mad scientists, Playmates, porn stars, sales girls, secretaries, waitresses; white collar, blue collar, no collar...
I love you all!

I'd like to meet:

Seeking self-assured badgirl(s) for fun, adventure, and possibly a little villainy. Applicant(s) MUST have a fondness for bald heads, a sense of humor, plenty of patience, and the inability to take life (or me) too seriously. A penchant for smiling is a plus but not required.

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." ~ Winston Churchill

My World Visitor Map!

Some women I don't know but still love in my own weird way...
"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." ~ Chauncey Mitchell Depew

In short, I'd like to meet (in no particular order) every woman on my friends list...

Music:

I like most types of music to one degree or another. I've come across some great artists lately on MySpace via other folks' profiles: Collide, Genitorturers, Three Days Grace, Kill Hannah. Lately I've found myself listening to a lot of Lifehouse, Nickleback, Gin Blossoms, and Goo Goo Dolls. Thanks, Beez, for introducing me to P!nk.

Movies:

Unbreakable was a favorite of mine, mostly because the protagonist's discovery of his purpose in life somewhat mirrored my own. Sadly, my purpose turned out to be hedonism rather than heroism, but hey, other than that our stories were the same.

Television:

Two and a Half Men, Smallville, Rome, Watching the Redskins lose every Sunday

Books:

The Art of Seduction, Built for Sex, The Erotic Mind, Goddesses, Superflirt, The Surrender, The Ultimate Guide to Cu******gus, How to Be a Villain, A Villain's Guide to Better Living. Needless to say, none of these books has helped at all - but for pity sex, I'd still be a virgin.

Heroes:

Myself

Brigitte , wise beyond her years...

Carlotta , for making me feel special...

Miriam , the lovely, unwitting inspiration for my turn to the Dark Sideâ„¢...

Bonnie , physical perfection...

Fawnia , self-explanatory...

Nancy, for showing me how it could have been...

My Blog

Why do people delete their accounts?

I had a new commenter here on the blog yesterday who posted some very nice and very deep things, but today she and all her comments are gone. Why do people do that? If you don't what to play anymore, ...
Posted by Lex on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Only My Insults Make You Smile

If kisses are meaningless, kiss me. Or are they only meaningless in Cancun?I have a friend that I like very much and have for ages. The problem is, of course, that she doesn't seem to like me the way ...
Posted by Lex on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST

The Curse of Being Relationship Material

I've been on MySpace less than a year now and not once but TWICE I have been the "relationship guy" while some other asshole got the meaningless sex. In a cruel and somewhat ironic twist of fate, it h...
Posted by Lex on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

Numb

I took a hit today when I least expected it, and while I can't say I didn't deserve it for all that I have done in life, it was painful nonetheless. Perhaps "painful" is the wrong word. I'm more...nu...
Posted by Lex on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

Once a Wuss, Always a Wuss

One of the things you're supposed to do in the Body-for-LIFE fitness program is set goals. Things like "In 12 weeks I'll lose 10 pounds of fat" or "In 12 weeks I'll be able to bench press 350 lbs". Si...
Posted by Lex on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

Let's Try That Again

After two disasterous attempts at starting a diet & fitness program this year, I'm going at it again today. I did a bit of non-fiction reading this week-end in the hopes of finding a little motiva...
Posted by Lex on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:46:00 PST

Letting My Mind Wander

"Step back from your daily routines long enough to get a balanced perspective on your life. Set aside your most pressing concerns for a while and allow your dreams to take you for a ride. Let your min...
Posted by Lex on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST

Anyone Know Where I Can Find Some Motivation?

"Problems at home have resisted any solutions until now. However, it could feel as if something is finally beginning to change. You may be overly eager and could sabotage your progress by acting too f...
Posted by Lex on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

Foul Moods and Soul Searching

This has been an interesting week. It started out on a high note -- a lovely lady instant messaged me to invite me out for a "cocktail" after work with the added explanation that her husband was out o...
Posted by Lex on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST

What is your Lust Sign?

"My Lustsign is Phantom Of Lust. I am the secret temple of sex. I live for the ecstasy of my soul, flowing through my body. And when i allow people to enter the dark maze i built, they cry in joy. I a...
Posted by Lex on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST