George

Illinios native and Arizona wanderer (23 years and 10 cities) Expert butcher & "Retail Meat Consultant". I love humans, birds, mammals and plants. I'm especially fond of my two beutiful daughters, chubby chicks and pregnant ladies (the only human beings who possess 2 souls). I dislike high-strung tweekers, picky people, and bark'n ass dogs. I'm too uppity for automobiles so I do alot of walking and public trans.You may not beleive it, but at one time I was:^ a college student ^ an actor ^ a truck driver ^ a packinghouse foreman ^ a rockstar ^ a concrete finisher ^ a pizza maker ^ an estranged husband ^ a wurstmacher ^ a wedding singer ^ a fire alarm salesman ^ a crackhead ^ a historical commisioner for Globe Az. ^ a prize-winning amateur chef ^ a jailhouse trustee ^ a joker, smoker, midnight toker ^ a field worker ^ an Boy Scout ^ the announcer for '96 Az.State Mining Championships ^ a ghetto grocer ^ a drug dealer ^ a resort worker at Yellowstone Park ^ a door to door steak & seafood salesman ^ a turbulant young man ^ a line cook at an italian restaurant ^ a drywall taper & sander ^ an adulterer ^ a manager at Papa John's ^ President: Copper Cities Community Players ^ a paperboy ^ a "Wake & Bake"er ^ a Poncho Sancho ^ a victim of kidnapping, assault & robbery ^ a hirsute male stripper ^ a dishwasher at a steakhouse ^ a poor husband ^ a manzanita wood procurement specialist ^ a father figure to a young self-mutilater ^ the plaintiff in a controversial lawsuit ^ a telephone solicitor ^ on the Board of Directors of an art gallery ^ a convicted felon ^ a geo-phone placement technician ^ a vocal and dance student ^ a pizza delivery driver ^ a blues singer ^ a secret lover ^ Arizona's top javalina proccessor '97 & '98 ^ a thrift store cashier ^ invovled in organized crime ^ a caterer for a playhouse ^ a dissapointing son ^ a bass player ^ a portion-control H.R.I. meatcutter ^ a clerk at a wallpaper store ^ invovled in Multi-level Marketing ^ a temp worker at a lettuce factory in Yuma ^ a streaker ^ an elk skinner ^ a shoe, hat, purse & belt specialist for Salvation Army ^ an alter boy ^ a backpacking enthuiest ^ a beer can collector. ^ a Whiskey Row resident ^ a sky diver ^ a janitor ^ I swear to you that I was once all of these things and will give up details if you ask!!