I am Ray Finkle. I used to be a kicker for the Miami Dolphins, but Dan Marino screwed me, and cost me all sanity. Later on I decided to get a sex change and play tonguey-tonguey with Ace Ventura, but he sent me to jail, the asshole. I got to kidnap Dan Marino and his pet dolphin, and i think i mightve kissed him. I can't remember, I was drunk and female at the time. I am now back to my Burt Reynolds-looks, and have reformed my bad ways. But i still hate Dan Marino and want him to die. die die DIE DIE DIE DAN DIE
