the chicken and the egg are lying in bed. the chicken is smiling and smoking a cigarette, but the egg is upset. she mutters to herself, "well, i guess we answered that question."
AP BIO STUDENTS: YES!!!
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what all's good
potatoes that can't swim
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: paul
Birthday: july 9
Birthplace: boston
Current Location: MI
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6'7'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: south africa
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas driving shoes
Your Weakness: arrogance
Your Fears: perminant injury (to pride or body)
Your Perfect Pizza: it's gotta have the goods, baby
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: higher GPA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'lol'
Thoughts First Waking Up: want sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: 11-12
Your Most Missed Memory: being EMOOO
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ew
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew
Do you Smoke: drugs are bad
Do you Swear: swearing is bad
Do you Sing: singing is bad
Do you Shower Daily: twice when i work out
Have you Been in Love: yea
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: with most things
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i can read in the car with utter impunity
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: you could say that
Do you get along with your Parents: we go in cycles
Do you like Thunderstorms: scary
Do you play an Instrument: euphonium
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: drugs are bad
In the past month have you Smoked: drugs are bad
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs are bad
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: california rolls
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your mom's ovaries
Ever been Drunk: drugs are bad
Ever been called a Tease: haha
Ever been Beaten up: i'm too big to be beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: too clumsy
How do you want to Die: when i'm very old and have made peace with myself
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: MD PhD
What country would you most like to Visit: europe in general
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: vibrant
Favourite Hair Color: naturally vibrant
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: tall? doesn't matter
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: drugs are bad
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: prince albert and nipples
Number of Tattoos: 14
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
FINGER YOUR BUTTHOLE! - or - SLOBBER ON A DOG'S KNOB!
what do you look like? big
hair color? blonde
eye color? blue
race? african-american
do you wear makeup? usually
what does your hair look like? short and blonde
lips big/small? huge
((lets be real)) /guys.. what inch are you?/girls.. what size are them tites? phat titties
pick one
pink or blue? blue
phone or aim? aim
GUNIT or Murder INC.? murder inc is terrible
mall or movies? both
chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
abercrombie&fitch or rocawear? faggot or gangster faggit
clothes or shoes neither
follower or leader? lead
rap or rock? rap
50 cent or like...everyone else? 50
heels or flats? heels
jordans or GUNIT? gunit
method man or redman? neither
favorites
color? blue
movie? who knows
song? what's good
hobbie? what i feel like
music video? pleasing
singer/rapper? someone good
part of the opposite gender's body? starts with a v and ends with 'ertibrae'
magazine or book? book
About you
full name paul francis
birthday july 9
height 6'7''
weight 240
label..prep, jock, geek, thug, hoe, troublemaker, diva, bitch, ect. diva
what are you wearing right now? a towel
descibe your room off white and boring
favorite show mtv
what color are your toenails/finger nails pink with scuffs
what is on your backround? clouds
do you like someone? yea
if yes who? haha they know
have you done the nasty? not with the above
have you shot a gun? yea
have you killed someone? of course
have you gone to jail? no
have you gotten arrested? no
have you kissed the same gender as yours? no
do you agree wit sex before marriage? yes
what is in your cd player right now? nothing
what time do you wake up for school in the morning? 6:50
are you racist? kill whitie
are you athiest? sure
when your in the bath what do you do to pass the time? wack off
what do you sleep in? boxers
how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? about 40 minutes
what color is your bed spread? blue, red, and blue and red
how many pilliows do you have 1
did you ever have a blankie or a stuff animal? yes
if yes, did it have a name? what was it? ernie and bert
what do you WANT pierced? clitoris
what kind of tatoo do you want if you want on? and where do you want it? butterfly, you know where
what posters are on your walls? none
how many times a week do you take a shower? 7 or 8
gay marriage yes or no? sure
what word do you used the most? fuck
are you a fast typer? yea
do you have a kid? no
if yes, how many and what are their names? 4, jonathon, alison, fred, alexandra
if no, how many do you want and and what do you want their names to be? hey learn to read buddy
do you even want kids??? sure
are you gay/lez? no
do you have zits on your face? yea
are you a hairy person? no
what do you put on your food the most (sauce) horseradish
are you flexible very
what would you call your skin conplexion? 'teenager'
how many pairs of clothes do you have in your closet? count for me
how many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet? as above
how many hats do you have in your closet? 1 or 2
was this quiz fun? i know i had fun
are you glad your done wit it? not really
whats one thing you would change about yourself? i wouldn't be paul if i wasn't paul
whats one thing guys/girls seem most attracted to you? my musculoskeletal system
do you like hot chocolate? yea
DRINK EJACULATE FLUID! - or - GET PAID TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS!
Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius
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