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Evil Tyler

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition

About Me

My little stomach is my world, my head is my eternity, and my hands, two wonderful suns. My legs are time's damned pendulums, and my dirty feet are two splendid starting points for my philosophy. In addition, I am engaged to be married to the most wonderful woman in the world(s).

My Interests

I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic evenings by the fire, fine wine, good company, and loving my future wife.

I'd like to meet:

A taco that craps ice cream

Music:

The Beatles, Bright Eyes, The Clash, The Cure, Death Cab for Cutie, Kings of Convenience, The Smiths, Morrissey, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, The Beach Boys, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, NOFX, Operation Ivy, The Sex Pistols, Saves the Day, Jimmy Eat World, dc Talk

Movies:

Citizen Kane, Mallrats, Star Wars, Annie Hall, The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

Television:

The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Futurama, One Tree Hill

Books:

Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Lord of the Rings, Cat's Cradle, Jitterbug Perfume, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Necronomicron

Heroes:

James Dean, the guy who invented Leslie

My Blog

A Crazy Rumor

Did anyone else here the crazy rumor that that something happened with that one guy and a someone or something!
Posted by Evil Tyler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST