My name is Scott and I am a clever fellow.
I have a height problem. If someone is taller than me at a bar or public event in general I get pissed off.
I love one liners and and funny voices.
I have a knack for getting the worst parking spots on earth.
I'm a New York Rangers fan. Yes they play hockey. Yes hockey still exists.
I'm just looking to always have fun. My philosophy is YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have the weirdest sense of humor of anyone I've ever met. I geuss you just gotta be on the same humor radar as me or you'll prolly think I'm a complete asshole/weirdo.
I once got punched by a mexican from behind in the state of Iowa while I was wearing a cowboy hat. As I look up from my daze he said "Stay on the ground cowboy", so I did. True story.
I wish I meet this mexican again before I die.
I hate bugs and spiders. An earwig once crawled inside my ear while I was sleeping. I almost shit myself during my frantic hysteria.
I basically rule. For the most part.
All joking aside I am an etremely proud individual. Proud of my heritage, my beliefs and accomplishments.
Send me a message, please. It can be random letters for all I care.
My AIM name is WERLYBRD...hit it up.
