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You Aint Ridin Clean Like Me!!!

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The Basic Stuff
Name?: Joedi M. Ratliff
Age?: 19
Height?: 5"11
Weight?: 160 lbs
Birthday?: June 9, 1988
Birthplace?: Miami, Fl
Current Location?: St. Paul, Mn
School/Grade?: Graduated
Zodiac Sign?: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: Twins
Righty or Lefty?: Righty
Haircolor?: Black
Eyecolor?: Brown
Skin Color?: Medium Brown
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: I live wit my mom and sister.
Any Pets?: Baron R.I.P
If So What Are They?: Rottweiler
Favorite Relative?: Uncle Mel
Least Favorite Relative?: Grandma on moms side.
What's Your Heritage/Race?: Black, White, Native American and Puerto Rican.
Political Affilation?: Whatever bush aint.
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: Straight!!
Are You In A Relationship Now?: Yes!
If So, With Whom?: Angela!
For How Long?: Month in a half.
Are You In Love?: Of course!
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: No!
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: Hell Na'll
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: 7th Grade!
Virgin?: Sad to say nope lol.
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: 14.
Was It Enjoyable?: It was coo but i didn't know what i was doin.
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: Just intercourse!
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: My neck.
Best Love Quote?: "Be true to your heart and not ur mind"
Your Friends
Best?: Reggie!
How Many Do You Have?: Like 4.
More Guys Or Girls?: Guys.
Love Them All?: Yeah of course. Those are my niggas!
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: No!
Oldest?: Jimmy.
Newest?: Reggie.
Pen Pal?: None!
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: Nekkia. Gets thrown around everywhere.
Flower: Anglea. She smile can brighten up a room.
Pink: Nobody i know.
Window: Everyone now and then window shoppers lol.
Heart: We all have that.
Mother: Lisa. Queen of tha castle.
Bread: DAD. MoneymAkEr ya dig.
Insane: Cherry again. That girl needs help.
Sunglasses: None.
Pimp: Reggie. Grillz hes a beast.
Cross: Jesus. who died for all are sins.
Lonely: Cherry. In need of love asap.
Car: Jo Jo. Can't live without one of them.
Music: Felix. He cant get enough.
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers.
Thongs or G-Strings?: G-Strings.
Shorts or Pants?: Shorts.
Shoes or Barefeet?: Shoes.
Books or Movies?: Movies.
Night or Day?: Night.
Dark or Light?: Dark.
Mountains or Beach?: Beach.
Snow or Sun?: Sun.
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi.
Guys or Girls?: Girls.
Swim or Surf?: Surf.
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: Against unless ur a female!
Abortion?: Depends.
Bush Getting Re-elected?: Against!!!!
Suicide?: Against.
War?: For.
Pants?: For.
Clothes In General?: Against lol.
Penises?: Against unless it's mine!! LOL
Favorites
Color?: Navy Blue!!!
Number?: 22.
Holiday?: My B-Day lol
Season?: Spring.
Movie?: Superman Returns!
Book?: A Child Called It!
Magazine?: XXL
Food?: Tacos.
Drink?: Strawberry Dacquiri!!
TV Show?: The Jamie Foxx Show.
Song?: HellRaiser By 2pac.
Band?: My Chemical Romance.
Computer Game?: None.
Video Game?: All The Grand Theft Auto.
Anime/Manga?: Dragonball Z GT.
Shirt?: Tall-Tees.
Pants?: Phat Farm.
Actor?: Jet Li And Jamie Foxx.
Actress?: Jessica Alba the love of my life.
Singer?: Tyrese.
Flower?: White Rose.
Scent?: Spring Scent.
Animal?: Dogs.
Cookie?: M&M
The Future
Want To Go To College?: Yes!
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Video Game Designer.
Want To Get Married?: Of Course.
Want To Have Kids?: Yes!
What Would Their Names Be?: Undecided.
How Many?: 2.
Where Do You Want To Live?: Miami, Florida
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: Puerto Rico.
How Do You Want To Die?: Old Age.
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: 3.
Tattoos?: Not Yet.
Smoke?: Nope.
Drink?: Naw.
Do Drugs?: Hell Na'll.
Skinny Dip?: I want to.
Greatest Fear?: God!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla.
Go To Church?: Not right now.
Religion?: Baptist.
Scars?: A few.
CDs Owned?: To many to name.
Collections?: All tha 2pac cds.
Like To Be Naked?: A lil.
Ever Eaten Sushi?: Nope.
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: Never!
Been On Stage?: Yes!
Danced In The Rain?: Haven't we all.
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: Fu*k No!!!!
Weirdest Dream?: Having sex wit a mannequin when i was younger lol..
Best Dream?: Growning up rich.
Saddest Dream?: DEATH OF THA PERSON I LOVE MOST.
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: Eternal Happiness.
Think You're Attractive?: Yeah i mean hit tha pics up lol.
Shoplifted?: Yeah.
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: Most of tha time.
Weirdest Makeout Place?: Bus Stop.
Like Thunderstorms?: Yup of course!!
Favorite Shoes?: Chuck Taylors.
Favorite Quote?: "What you want might make you cry, But what u need might pass u by."
Best Advice Given?: Do what ever it takes to succeed.
Worst Advice Given?: Hit tha blunt.
Favorite Song Lyric?: Without you - by usher on his 8701 album.
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: Life is full of ups and downs but, stay strong and follow ur dreams.
Glad This Is Over?: Hell YEAH Shyt!!!
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ABOUT ME
Name: Joedi Breeze
Birthdate: 06-09-1988
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Birthplace: Mpls, MN
Hair Color: Black.
Eye Color: Brown.
Piercings? 3
Tattoos? 1
Do you care what other people think about you? Hell No!!
Conservative or Liberal? Liberal.
Are you happy? Very.
Morning Person or Night Owl? Night Owl.
Faves!
Favorite Color? Blue.
Favorite Things To Do: Chill Wit Tha Homies.
Foods? Tacos.
Animals? Dogs.
Flower? Lilys.
Fruit? Strawberries and Pineapples.
Band? My Chemical Romance.
Artists? Yung Berg.
Favorite Personality Traits In Another Person? Funny and outgoing.
Season or Time of Year? Spring.
Restaurants? Apple BEE's
Stores? Best Buy.
Favorite Alcoholic Drink? Hennessey.
Non-Alcoholic Beverage? Red Bull lol.
Love!
Ever been in love? Havent we all.
Are you with anyone now? No.
Relationships or One-Night-Stands? Relationships.
Have sex often? Yea.
What do you look for in a guy/girl? Eyes, Body and smile
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I like all types of music but what i listen to tha most is Hip-Hop and R&B. My fav artist are 2Pac, BiggieSmalls, Young Jeezy, Yin Yang Twins, Young Dro, T.I, Twista, Yung Joc, And so on and my R&B are Ne-yo, Marques Houston, T-Pain, Usher, Pretty Ricky etc

Movies:

Man i got a lot of movies that i like but ill name a few Superman Return, The One, XXX State Of The Union, Jamie Foxxx I Might Need Sercurity, Sin City, All the Freddy Kruger movies and so on theres to many to name.

Television:

My fav television sitcoms are Smallville, Supernatural, Fresh Prince of Bel-lair, Jamie Foxxx Show, The Waynes Brothers, Parental Control etc.

Books:

The Only Book That i Can Say I Enjoyed Was By. Dave Pelzer in tha Child Called It Book Series.

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What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be? (pics)


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You are strong, but a little on the shy side, you are talented. But a word of advice, don't go changing in telephone boths, you can get arrested!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com My heros and the heros of my life are my dad , uncle mel and my grandfather that past away (Paul Ratliff R.I.P AND I LOVE YOU)!!!

My Blog

The Next And Last!!!

The search will continue for what will be my new boo. People say u should never search for love and thats very true. Its hard sometimes and i think we can all agree to that. I vow that the next girl t...
Posted by You Aint Ridin Clean Like Me!!! on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:21:00 PST

Nobody Understands Me...

I really cant understand y ppl cant understand me. I feel like an outsider from tha rest of tha world. My thought process is never tha same azz other ppl thats y i think i have so many problems wit pp...
Posted by You Aint Ridin Clean Like Me!!! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST

Can you tell when someone is keeping it real???

Wow can u really tell when someone is keeping it real?? Now days u can never be to sure cuz what u think about somebody could be the exact opposite of what u truely want. I've experienced this al...
Posted by You Aint Ridin Clean Like Me!!! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:00:00 PST