REPORTER: have you made millions of dollars? are you a rich man?BOB MARLEY: what do you mean rich?REPORTER: ? have a lot of possessions, a lot of money in the bank?BOB MARLEY: possesion make you rich? i dont have that type of richness, my richness is life!ahh hello how are we?? first of all were not here to fuck spiders are we?? my names jordan oudejans, i was born in Amsterdam in the Netherlands and i love to party and have fun all the time!
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FEW THINGS I ENJOY- Life in general how good is it!
- making poeple laugh
- gym, health and fitness in general
- nudity
- Splendour in the grass!
- The thesaurus
- music
- beer bongs
- drinking games
- drinking
- minty hunts
- Victoria secret models
- sliding down grass hills on carboard
- festivals (splendour, BDO) glastonbury and pink pop one year
- partying all the time
- having fun all the time
- clowning around
- taking the piss
- animal planet
- mayonaise
- wildlife documentaries
- other interesting documentaries: national geo, discovery etc
- chilling out on the beach or somewhere cool having a few cocktails and cheeky beers!
- TAB: horses
- beach or anything to do with the water
- snowboarding
- bodyboarding, skating
- footy
- camping/fishing
- sport in general
- cloggs
- amsterdam
- travelling--------------------------------------
FEW THINGS I DISLIKE:- pretentious and fake people
- record player players i.e dj's meaning the ones who just press play and think they are the shit!
- arrogant people
- scary movies (cause i fucking shit myself)
- Spoilt squids who don't appreciate anything!
- poeple who take things way to seriously
- snakes in the grass (poeple who bitch, spread rumours and talk shit about poeple)
- poeple who can't take a joke and have a laugh
- WHINGES!
- Chicks who go for status!
- People who think they are too good for someone!
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