REPORTER: have you made millions of dollars? are you a rich man?BOB MARLEY: what do you mean rich?REPORTER: ? have a lot of possessions, a lot of money in the bank?BOB MARLEY: possesion make you rich? i dont have that type of richness, my richness is life!ahh hello how are we?? first of all were not here to fuck spiders are we?? my names jordan oudejans, i was born in Amsterdam in the Netherlands and i love to party and have fun all the time! -------------------------------------- FEW THINGS I ENJOY- Life in general how good is it! - making poeple laugh - gym, health and fitness in general - nudity - Splendour in the grass! - The thesaurus - music - beer bongs - drinking games - drinking - minty hunts - Victoria secret models - sliding down grass hills on carboard - festivals (splendour, BDO) glastonbury and pink pop one year - partying all the time - having fun all the time - clowning around - taking the piss - animal planet - mayonaise - wildlife documentaries - other interesting documentaries: national geo, discovery etc - chilling out on the beach or somewhere cool having a few cocktails and cheeky beers! - TAB: horses - beach or anything to do with the water - snowboarding - bodyboarding, skating - footy - camping/fishing - sport in general - cloggs - amsterdam - travelling-------------------------------------- FEW THINGS I DISLIKE:- pretentious and fake people - record player players i.e dj's meaning the ones who just press play and think they are the shit! - arrogant people - scary movies (cause i fucking shit myself) - Spoilt squids who don't appreciate anything! - poeple who take things way to seriously - snakes in the grass (poeple who bitch, spread rumours and talk shit about poeple) - poeple who can't take a joke and have a laugh - WHINGES! - Chicks who go for status! - People who think they are too good for someone! -------------------------------------------------
