"I wish to assert my fourth amendment rights against search and seizure and I plead the fifth."The truth about my city...
I trip the 'shrooms fantastic...I bark at the moon...I drive really fast and don't get tickets...I should have tinnitus...I've driven from San Diego to Seaside Heights in 31 hours...I'm always down for a road trip...I won't let you drive 'cuz you'll get us lost...I live for the music and the shows...I think The Haunted Made Me Do It (Just kidding Tipper Whore Gore and your PMRC)...I'm just a Philly kid from South Two Street (but now residing in the Great Northeast)...I've stood on a corner in Winslow, Arizona and it is such a fine sight to see...I'd like to save all of the shelter dogs in the land and violently exterminate all of the assholes that put them there...What I lack in virtue, I more than make up for with my excess of vice...My alibi usually involves a concert...I would like to clean the commercial radio airwaves with my own polluted sense of musical programming...I like 'em white, brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian like my man Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation...I miss going to see shows & DJs at the following fine venues: Electric Ballroom (Tempe, AZ), Club Rio (Scottsdale, AZ), Nile Theater (Mesa, AZ), City Gardens (Trenton, NJ), Wetlands/Centro-Fly (NYC), Twilo/Spirit (NYC), Coney Island High (Brooklyn), NorthSix (Brooklyn), JFK Stadium (Philly), Veterans Stadium (Philly), Boston's (Scottsdale, AZ), Limelight (NYC), and a few others I can't remember at the moment...I'm often overheard saying "So when do tix go on sale?"...I've driven across multiple state and slept in my vehicle just to see a band (multiple times back in the day)...I love tits and ass...I love my bong even more ('cuz she's fine with the amount of time I spend with her!)...I like strippers that do pole tricks...Who the hell am I kidding? I just love strippers...I like the rain, sun, & snow & not too hot or not too cold...I'm Pat's over Geno's...I'm Tony Luke's over Pat's...I'm South Street over Delaware Avenue...I'm bong hits over blunts...I'm blunts over joints...I was old school paper hits over tabs back in the day...I've seen some really cool shit as far as live music goes (Rage Against The Machine's "performance" protesting the PMRC @ Lollapalooza in '93 at the site of JFK Stadium, Nina Simone @ Tower Theater, Ike Turner wearing an orange pimp suit while he rocks the piano solo on "Every Planet We Reach Is Dead at the Apollo Theater Gorillaz shows, Dennis Hopper reading live for "Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head" at the same show, Black Crowes first show back on their reunion at Hammerstein Ballroom, the first time I saw Z-Trip back in 1996 at the Electric Ballroom while working and he blew my fuckin' mind, Blind Melon @ The Stone Pony Big Top two days before Woodstock '94, The Sex Pistols re-united @ Roseland Ballroom with Glen Matlock on bass, Pennywise's first show back on the Warped Tour in Camden after the passing of Jason Matthew Thirsk and the intensity with which Bro Hymn was played, A Tribe Called Quest's last show at the Electric Factory before taking a seven year break and their second show back years later on the very same stage, and much much more)...I miss Rory Girl & Caesar Dog as we kind of lost touch, and they were the shit (may our paths cross again)...I used to love tripping out on A Mountain and watching the planes take off and land at Sky Harbor..."Grow your own garden!"..."Why can't we all just get along?"..."Where's the stash house at?"..."I had a steady job, hauling items for the mob"...I love dive bars & questionable joints...I like to drink at the following fine establishments Tattooed Mom's (Philly), Sugar Mom's (Philly), Peculiar Pub (NYC), Max Fish (NYC), Big Fish Pub (Tempe, AZ)...I love art but can't draw or paint for shit...I think tattoo artists are some of the most talented and amazing individuals to roam the planet...I'm thinking of becoming some kind of off beat art collector because of all of the talent I'm seeing on this here myspace...PROOF THE WORLD IS INSANE...Back in the day...
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