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Cpt. Michelle

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About Me


Im Michelle
AKA "Lester The Molester"
AKA "Alabaster Blackman"
AKA "Tyrone"
AKA "Dusty Comb"
Im 18
yes im old
i live in vegas
IM SINGLE
I've been hurt way too many times to count
im french and black
HACIAN OR CREOLE i guess
i use to be a myspace whore
sorta still am
but who isnt?
i need myspace rehab
im a graduate at Centennial high school
im loud
i hate stuck-up people
i hate know-it-alls
im sometimes annoying
i guess im funny
my mommy tells me im pretty
im probably ADHD
i know im ADD
i draw
i like the smell of AJAX
IT SMELLS GOOD GOD DAMN IT!!
i mend all my clothes
i like to at least look skinny
i hate dresses
i love music
i love eyeliner
i like reality shows
have 2 hampsters
i love WAL*MART
mary is my best friend
i cook black man's feasts
yes i go fishing
i walk to random stores
i start my day with a hunnybun
drama is retarded
my ipod/sidekick is my life
im a texting addict
i dont like seafood
i love slurpees
i have a job that i dont go to
i hate when ppl add me and dont talk
talk i dont bite
we'll have tea and crumpets
umm...THE END

My Interests



this is my marycakes...i've known her for like ummm..hmmm....ummm...well a long time^_^ and we've been through a lot... going to strip clubs on the weekends helping Chris Slap Alot pimp slap them hoes showing them whos boss...good times good times and ooo we cant forget about Nam... ooo the stories we could tell...

barbara with a B is my walking buddy ooo good times good times...going to 7/11 getting raped by middle age men...ooo wee... shes such a great photographer taking playboy pics of me...she made me feel soo comfortable giving me that wine and telling me *shhh* it'll all be over soon o man did i feel safe...

this heres alexis...she be the bitch of thee house ooo the times we shared eating chicken on the porch watching them kids step on our grass...ooo we got them good with out rifles at hand...oo they wont be coming back anytime soon...(truly sorry to the parents of the sons and daughters we shot....it aint out fault they stepped on our lush grass)

this is my crackheaded sister that i love sooo dearly...domi...she beats me for a living... when she doesnt get her way..*tear* shes the WOW master...she'll "pone u" as she says:S watever the fuck that means...
MALICIOUSVANITY

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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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