Blessed to be a WITNESS

I spend my days praising and my nights praying . I love our current president and I think hes PRAISING THE LAWWWDD everyday ! I read the holy scriptures about 40 times a day , and I love passing out pray cards to unsuspecting secualr fools , I love to speak in tongues and to use my spiritual gifts to the best of my abilities . I love to sit have tea and discuss damn queers . I LOVE MY KILL A QUEER FOR CHRIST Tee SHIRT!! I think abortion is wrong ITS MURDER , I believe we are all damned unless we asked to be SAVED . I love being a hip jesus fool . I break dance for jesus all the time . I listen to only christian music , the rest are posers !!!! I hate religions other than MY GODS RELIGION . I love living in alabama and watching those dang liberals run for the hills when it is time for JESUS TO PEEK AROUND DA CORNER!!!!!!!!!!