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Justin Hiltz

Hi I'm Justin. So when is our wedding date again?

About Me

I'm a 25 year old male caucasian. I wear boxers but am slowly transitioning to briefs. I can tell you more about such personal matters if you'd like.

I've travelled to different parts of the globe while holding various amazing and dream-come-true kinds of jobs.

I've made friends across multiple continents and sometimes wish I could just pull them all into one big mansion and we could all hang out daily and make out... naked.

I am trying to get back in touch with a side of me that has been missing/dormant for a couple of years. Mount Justuvius we'll call it.

I firmly believe that friendships should be rooted in something far deeper than a bottle full of alcohol

My Interests

    Music Computers Hanging out Video Games! Marriage. Wanna? Zombies Graphic design Buying useless shit Attaining semi-useless knowledge Photography Red Vines Pizza Chicken fingers Dr. Pepper/Mr. Pibb Nantucket Nectars Sweet Tea Vitamin Water Wheat Thins

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a "badonk-a-donk" that I can slap to test the physics behind seismic waves.

People with (most, if not all) the following qualities:Free-thinking Spontaneous (can you pack up and leave everything and everyone you know in order to go on an adventure?) Horror Movie Fanaticism Musical A.D.D. (why pigeonhole your tastes?!) Selflessness

Complete Boner KillHairy assholes/ass cracks on chicks (come on ladies!) People that aren't true to themselves Bar Friends Fickleness

Sort of all set with the following unless you can prove their existence:Unicorns Saint Nick The Easter Bunny Frodo Baggins The Tooth Fairy god

Music:

    ElectronicSolvent
  • Hip-Hop/RapBig L
  • Black Star
  • Canibus
  • Eminem
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Gym Class Heroes
  • k-os
  • Method Man
  • NaS
  • Prodigy
  • Wu-Tang Clan
  • MetalBeyond The Sixth Seal
  • Blood for Blood
  • Every Time I Die
  • GWAR
  • In Flames
  • Iron Maiden
  • A Life Once Lost
  • Nightwish
  • The Red Chord
  • PopLily Allen
  • Har Mar Superstar
  • Michael Jackson
  • RockCoheed & Cambria
  • Gastbys American Dream
  • The Refreshments
  • Rx Bandits
  • Self
  • Superdrag

    • Movies:

    Horror, Horror, Horror, Thriller, Suspense, Action, Gore, Cheese, Comedy.

    Television:

      24 Aqua Teen Hunger Force Are You Afraid of the Dark? Arrested Development Beavis and Butthead Curb Your Enthuisasm Da Ali G Show Extreme Home Makeover Friends Heroes Intervention Kenny vs Spenny Lost Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Mr. Show Myth Busters Penn & Teller's Bullshit! Ren and Stimpy Reno 911 Rock of Love Sealab 2021 South Park Space Ghost Coast to Coast The State Strangers with Candy The Critic Upright Citizens Brigade Wife Swap Wonder Showzen

    Books:

      Deadpool Lobo The God Delusion

    Heroes:

      Cousin Bob (Robert McGrath): Funniest human alive Cousin Lance (Lance McGrath): Spirit of Spring Break Brian Edson: 2nd Funniest Human alive Benjamin Franklin: A man with a wonderful name that has inspired some slang that makes my world go 'round MacGyver: If I were half the man he was, I'd be getting myself out of some shit. Vincent Gallo: Watch Buffalo 66 and you'll know exactly why he's on this list. Andrew Dice Clay: Taught me how to take it over that line while remaining humorous Trey Parker + Matt Stone: They make a show that hits every funny bone in my body (which there are only 2 right?) Brodie Bruce: Quite possibly my personality doppelganger David Cross: if Gabriel wants to worship David Cross, then Gabriel is going to worship David Cross. Penn Jillette: For proving to me that there are some sane and rational people in the world.

    My Blog

    http://dumbstuff.net

    dumbstuff.net is where all my "blogging" will be done from now on.It may be new to some of you, but it's been around for about 7 years. Check it out.
    Posted by Justin Hiltz on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST