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About Me

All you need to know about me is that I love to laugh, and make bad jokes. If you can make me laugh with a bad joke, then you've got my attention. Also, I'm an Irish-Italian. I know what you're thinking "How the Hell did that Happen?!" Well... it's not my fault, BUT if ever you come in close contact with me just make sure there's plenty of liquor and food near by and everything will be ok. Just don't touch my drink, the consequences could be fatal!

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My Interests

I love art from the Romatics and realists to the cubists and surrealists. Also, I enjoy intellectually stimulating conversations about politics, the enviornment, family guy, and good porn (Bridget the Midget is so controversial). Dry horrible humor is the best, but British humor is dangerously dry. I once told a British joke and had to go to the emergency room for severe dehydration. true story, I swear! (Come on, I came up with that myself)

I'd like to meet:

The guy who's on the Free Credit Report commercials!

Music:

Everything, and right now I'm especially into Reggae. Yes, I AM A JA-FAKE-IAN! (another good one, I know, I'm 2 for 2)

Movies:

Forest Gump, Family Guy movie

Television:

I don't get to watch it very often, but when I do it's definately educational television: Family guy, My name's Earl, The Office, Aquateen hungerforce, and of course Sex in the City

Books:

I do read, sometimes I'll read cereal boxes, Highway billboards, an occasional label every now and again. Reading stimulates the brain.

Heroes:

ummmmm, if I had to choose it would be my brother, for not turning out like me. Good Job Bro.!!! oh yeah and the guy who invented the pet rock (pure genius).