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gabriel

see that girl with the blue dress on? thats what daddy wants!

About Me

relentlessly and uncompromisingly awesome.

My Interests

retiring by 40. fixing up my house. fake tits. audi r8. photo booths.

I'd like to meet:

you.

Music:

ottis redding, billie holiday, and wayne hancock...for starters.

Movies:

theyre great to fall asleep to. my favorite movie is the incredibles. i watch it every sunday while i eat breakfast and do laundry.

Television:

americas funniest home videos, beauty and the geek, dog the bounty hunter, and baseball.

Books:

rich dad poor dad, never eat alone and mans search for meaning. i highly recommend, i hope they serve beer in hell. right now im reading, the art of the deal, by the donald. if you read, who moved my cheese, and recommended it for any reason, youre a fucking idiot.

Heroes:

dad, and grandpas.

My Blog

dear girl, from boy

hello girls,           we know you like sex.  we've seen women's magazines.  we've noticed those articles about orgasms and how to achieve them m...
Posted by gabriel on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

im gonna drink and dance all night!

cause mr hancock is back in town.  holy hell, i cant wait.  thats what daddy wants!
Posted by gabriel on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

27 days till the season opener!

finally.  baseball is back.  i sat through football season, and thanks to the lions, it was terrifying.  glad thats over.  basketball is winding down.  its about time.  a...
Posted by gabriel on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

black people

black people.  holy fuck!  what the fuck is going on?  is everybody completely fucking mad?  theyre everywhere!  i havent heard this much about black people since i was studyi...
Posted by gabriel on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

why i hate pro football.

simply...because im a lions fan. (you cant love something that doesnt love you back.) the optimism i once held for this lions team as been nearly destroyed, and although i understand that a new coachi...
Posted by gabriel on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

New Years Eve

whats happening?  whats everybody doing?  more importantly...who wants to make out?
Posted by gabriel on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:39:00 PST

a conflict of interests

the U of O just accepted an offer to play BYU in the Vegas bowl.  great.  the 4th best passing offense in the nation (BYU) against the 4th worst pass defense in the nation (U of O).  wo...
Posted by gabriel on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:01:00 PST

fucking ducks!

since the joey harrington era, its just been really hard. every year its the same...they start off with a bang, are completely overrated, and i buy into the hype. then they crash. no heart. and im...
Posted by gabriel on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:47:00 PST