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Captain Trixie Electroboing

I Am the Urge of the Flesh

About Me

I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. Things like.... Fuck yourself, kill yourself, you piece of shit. People tell me what to say, what to think, and what to play. I say..."Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. Why don't you go kill yourself? Just kidding.
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Scott: ill listen to some emo till u get back, and cut myself and cry
"I've had cookies before" --You Kill Me
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you can't squeeze 300 people into a lighthouse....
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scott says: i was gonna ask him "if that kid is a freshaman, what does that make him?" and hed say "a sophmore" and then id say, "no, it makes you a retard, now shut the fuck up!"
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! HAHAHA! "I'm sorry officer, I din't know I couldn't do that." Well enough about Dave, and more about me...ummm...I'm perdy tired right now....
So without further adieu...
A lil' Pre-Halloween Scare:
You are... Jack Skellington! You're quirky, yet
dignified, with an insatiable craving for new
things. Everyone's attracted to your magnetic
personality, but at times the attention makes
you feel stifled. Despite the respect you get,
you never feel that anyone really understands
you. Don't let it get to you - your kindred
spirit may be right under your nose!
Which Nightmare Before Christmas character are you?
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... unique
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Little Miss Muff What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are Thong Panties
Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times.
Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.
You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit! What Kind of Panties Are You?

My Interests



HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE Steve Martin!!!

HE'S AN EGYPTIAN! hahahah

hott guys, the beach, sex toys hahaha, foood, n money:P

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You're Soroity Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're
really cheesy! Have fun with the entire
football team.

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Hangman

The greatest game of ALL TIME!!!! =D

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp....MAN! he's so HOTTT!!! ok, so he's like a year younger than my parents...but what can you do, really??
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times: 400,000,000

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Music:

MetallicA, PanterA, Linkin Park, NIN, Slayer, Tool A Perfect Circle, White Zombie & Rob Zombie, The Anti-Nowhere League, GWAR, Atreyu, G'n'F'n'R, A7x, Killswitch Engage, Beck, The Beasties, STP, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, The Crüe, Devildriver, Quiet Riot, AFI, 1000 Homo DJS, Buckcherry, Sepultra, Korn, Lamb of God, Seventh Star, Van Halen (Van Hagar's arite i guess...), Alice Cooper, Stone Sour, Marilyn Manson, Depeche Mode, MC Vikram & Ludakrishna (hahaha hilarious video "Curry & Rice Girl"), Psychadelic Furs, Aerosmith, Deftones, Modest Mouse, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, The Eagles, Elton John, Dimmu Borgir, Smashing Pumpkins, Sean Paul, The Music, Cradle of Filth, Soilwork, Mudvayne, Godsmack, She Wants Revenge, Mudvayne, Machines of Loving Grace, Art Of Chaos, Faith No More, Chimaira, Boston, Bob Marley, Bloodhound Gang, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Ozzy Osbourne, Pearl Jam, Pepper, Quiet Riot, The Prodigy, Rammstein, Rancid, RHCP, The Scorps {Scorpions...;)}, Megadeth, The Mars Volta, Jane's Addiction, Green Day, Ying Yang Twins (hhyeahhhhhhhhhhhh)hahaha, Old Man's Child, Violent Femmes, The Cure, System of a Down, Sublime, Rancid and rock my pants off. {HINT,HINT};);) I also enjoy arm pit fart ballads and music made by makeshift instruments...

What's your favorite sexual position and do you like it rough and will children come from your sexual encounter by falonnicole819
Your full name
Your age....please don't lie
Sexual preference
Do you like oral? giving and recieving put togethe
Your favorite sexual position is... Doggy Style
Do you like it rough? you like it crazy and unpredictable
In the ass??? you don't mind as long as you really like them
Will you be knocked up or get someone knocked up? your already two months pregnant...ahhhh!!!

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Movies:

Full Metal Jacket is my all time favorite movie, and definitely The Crow....mmm...Brandon Lee.... *drooooooooooooool* also Rocky Horror Picture Show {its so strange, it's great!} The Butterfly Effect, Big Fish and 50 First Dates, Scarface, all of Adam Sandler's and Johnny Depp's movies..prolly some more...but i donut recall...:)
Your arch-nemesis is: Alien

Why? Because they hate cheese
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Television:

MXC!!! {LOVE that show!!} Deadliest Catch, Chappelle Show, The Simpsons, Mad Mad House (I have dibs on the Vampire!!), Supernatural, and Malcolm in the Middle.
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Books:

Anything and Everything by Edgar Allan Poe, I also LOVE Greek tragedies. I hate Shakespeare - he drives me fukin nuts!!! Sorry...but he does have TITilating storylines. I think what I will do is take his storylines and rewrite it in a way that increases my reading pleasure.....mmmmm....ohhh yea, oh baby right there ooooh oh yea! hahahaha shut up...:P
How Many People Think That You..'re Sexy?
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Desired "Sexy" Name
Age
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How Many People Think You're Sexy-O-Meter - 98%

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You Are Pecan Pie Soda
Sweet, but totally nuts What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

Heroes:

WHORge is my hero, we're gonna ride shopping carts down steep hills=D

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TROPICAL DEPRESSION MELISSA

depression?? i'll say, i wanted to be a hurricane *sniff, sniff*   BULLETINTROPICAL DEPRESSION MELISSA ADVISORY NUMBER 10NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL142007500 PM AST SUN SEP 30 2...
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"i swear i will punch you in the vagina!!!!"

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA remember when i did that to you Shan?!! hahaha ...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST

What you really need....heeeelarious!!=D

I never do these but when i searched for mine i coldnt sop laughing...its fckin hilariousfreakin funny... Here's the deal: if you want to find out what it is you REALLY need, what that mysterious some...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

Damn it Shan!!

1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST?fuck or dick2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?yep...greatest invention ever!3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR TOP 8 DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST?ryan  4. WHAT TIME IS Y0UR ALARM CLOCK ...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloo...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST

Stone Cold Mutha Fuckin Crazy...

Stone Cold CrazyOriginally by:Queen Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning,I was dreaming I was Al Capone.Rumours going round, gotta clear out of town,Smell like a dry fishbone.Here come the law,...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:47:00 PST

interesting....

your sex position by charmed_34namevirgin?next time you use itMay 24, 2005what your partner saysshit girlhow much they like it: 87%times requested84,417what it isover and underQuiz created with MemeGe...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

Best Joke of the Year??

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. Hestops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, ...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

Man Steals Front Yard

ADELANTO, Calif. - It was a sod story for a Mojave Desert homeowner whose entire front yard grass, bushes and sprinklers was hauled away by a thief. The homeowner telephoned law officials to report ...
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:11:00 PST

The Social Repercussions of Alcohol

http://www.bofunk.com/video/586/alcohol_warning.html
Posted by Captain Trixie Electroboing on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:58:00 PST