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Im goin to be totally honest here, most people just buzz over there 'friends' and put a load of stuff down that no one gets: My name is christopher edward cook. i am offit. i am loud. i am ginger. i am constantly taking the piss out of people. i go to uni monday through thursday. i work at asda friday through sunday. i try to add as many americanisms into my crack as possible. for example i try to remember to call my trainers my 'sneaks'. i am quite a generous person i think. i admit i can be hard to get on with at first because of my bold, devlish exterior. i am single at the moment. outside of my friends i dont like many people. i cant stand it when other english teams other than arsenal win in europe. i have a temper and can fly off the handle every now and again, like the time i smashed gareths face in when in kavos. i never get bored! only boring people get bored. i am a bit of a waster/dropout. i dont look for trouble but in the past it has found me. i get narked wen people take me too seriously. i want to be rich. i am studying a degree in something i find pretty boring just because i know it pays well at the end. i look in the mirror a lot, but i reckon everyone does anyway. i spend a lot of time picking my feet. i cant stand growing up so quickly. sometimes im a bit dirty wen i play footy. i have no idea why. im impulsive, i buy stuff just for the sake of it. i put daft bets on all the time. i back myself to win at everything. eg arm wrestling with mole. i dont do cocaine. i have a scar on me belly. i believe i will live in hartlepool for the rest of my life. i miss my parents even if im away for a couple of days. i am moody. i have morbid thoughts. i get dehydrated. i honestly dont car what people think of me, apart from about 5 people. i am extremely hygienic. i try hard to keep in shape. i have never been to scotland. i am over opinionated. i am a bit of a fussy eater. i am a bit homophoebic, i just dont see the point in it and i absolutely dont believe u are born with it, its is drummed into u somehow. i want to go into space. i plan to write some screenplays one day but just dont have the time at the minute. i dont pull my weight at work. i dont care female company very much. lastly, i simply am not there!!! Here is a big dirty list of my likes and dislikes:LIKES: i absolutely love kareoke, Brussel Sprouts, Ben and Jerrys ice cream, Becks, pub quizzes, singing in the car, singing in the bath, sleep, the showers in premier travels inns, plain white trainers, jim carrey, watching eggheads, the cinema, nivea for men moisturizing cream, running, diesel clothes, wengers face creases, wet kettles, fingers when he robots, i like the nickname trig(start calling me trig), spaghetti bolognase, playing tip it, having the house to meself, writing lists(ask H), all day sessions as opposed to nites out, skittles, MMA, quite like my job in the asda altho i look awful in the uniform, lip balm(gay), cracking me knuckles, and playing scrabble with me mam although she is currently beating me since christmas.DISLIKES: people asking me if i straighten me chuffing hair, NO I DONT, if i did that then i would probs bleach it aswell and have diamond studs in me lugs, and wear flipflops with jeans, im ginger man!!!! small talk with people i dont like down town, i hate driving, most animals, people who wear flipflops with jeans, people hu take sunday moring footy seriously, chocolate, sending or recieving text messages, loud girls, modern music, people at my gym who pose and take protein and all that shite then stand and talk about it instead of training and the people who look in the mirror whilst pumping iron in there fooking flip flops, i also hate the people who dont have a shower after theyve been training, not a fan of whisky, stubble, juice off tommy sauce, mushrooms, the person who TWOC'd me flip flops from poolside in tenerife, im not a big fan of pufters, people hu buzz over stuff, people hu say orite down town only coz they are drunk, girls hu stink of drink when u talk to them, people hu dont wear belts and people hu wear joop aftershave. it hums!!!!!!An interesting fact about me is that i used to be an alter boy even tho i dont believe in god. another is that i once did about 600 odd keepy ups in me back garden when i was 12ish. thats about all there is to tell.