Why Women Cry |
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you nev...
Posted by THE GREAT PUMPKIN on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST |
So mushy gushy you'd think I was a chick lol- |
I still can't believe after 10 years that I am going to marry my best friend and we are going to have a child together. I straight feel like Ross and Rachel from Friends. lol. Yes we're corny bu...
Posted by THE GREAT PUMPKIN on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST |
The perfect weekend |
So I had a really nice weekend this weekend I have to say. It was perfect even. My honey did everything to the T. Got to spend some time with my sissy too tried to make her feel a little better ...
Posted by THE GREAT PUMPKIN on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST |
ME AND MY FRIENDS |
MEXICANS/ WHITE PEOPLE WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents je...
Posted by THE GREAT PUMPKIN on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:36:00 PST |
Tequila and Salt |
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where you could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die...
Posted by THE GREAT PUMPKIN on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:17:00 PST |
Living Life |
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep thi...
Posted by THE GREAT PUMPKIN on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 08:02:00 PST |
