DEAR MAX,I AM SORRY TO SAY I HAVE SECRETLY FOUND OUT THAT MR. BLUME IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MRS. CROSS MY FIRST SUSPISIONS CAME WHEN I SAW THEM FRENCHING IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE AND THEN I KNEW FOR SURE WHEN THEY WENT SKINNY DIPPING IN MR. BLUMES SWIMMING POOL, GIVING EACH OTHER HAND JOBS, WHILE YOU WERE TAKING A NAP ON THE FRONT PORCH. wHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS NOW? BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. TAKE CARE, FONDLY...DIRK CALLOWAY my name is marc,seriously. well,im thinking of drifting through life assuming i COULD be famous, but not try to be, so i cant be dissapointed if it doesnt happen...if that makes any sense
