collecting and pickling woodlice faces,going to the hairdressers twice a week to have my hair applied.
High pitch screeching!
Carebears the movie 1,2 and 3. Shaving Ryans privates.
Jeremy Kyle Show (because of the Chavs)
How to eat fried worms. Argos Catalogue (especially when on the toilet hence the phrase 'having an Argos poo').
Mr Small Tom Thumb Inch high private eye