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dustin

ill never die, ill evaporate slowly

About Me

i often confuse flexible movement for freedom

My Interests

chicken-wire, corrugated cardboard when properly shaped

I'd like to meet:

people that like encyclopedias, zombies, watermelon (any sort of melon really), gardening, bicycles, general smut and vulgarity

Music:

machine gun fellatio, mr dibbs, shuggie otis, cody chestnutt, old bullshit reggae, buck 65, rjd2, blackalicious

Movies:

meat market, harold and kumar, wet hot american summer, taxi driver, most anything with zombies or spaceships

Television:

cartoons, history channel, conan

Books:

one hand clapping, candide, confederacy of dunces, fools progress, notes to myself, justine, illustrated guides

Heroes:

gold diggers and cat wranglers Nose Ninjas

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My Blog

i have pet bats

thats right, batstheyre not exactly petsmore like super sweet friendly mini pterodactyls that come hang out with me when im out backor not exactly hang outand not exactly with memore like i turn on th...
Posted by dustin on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:07:00 PST

i went to the free clinic today

i got a tetnus shot and my blood pressure is fantastic (118 over 64)(excuse me a moment while i pop my collar)then they broke out the gauze and silver sulfadiazine and iodine and whatnotand it stung l...
Posted by dustin on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

this is what just happened

so im at a barim playing ping pongim drinking the cheapest beer imagineablethis is all about mei beat some guyi lose to someone elseits last calli leavei start riding my bicycle homei see some other g...
Posted by dustin on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

the following people/groups should die

driver of the white car that passed me just to turn right five feet in front of me, im going to glue thumb tacks to my dick and ass fuck you to deathdriver of the dark blue ford van that just haaaaad ...
Posted by dustin on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:21:00 PST

my day; time travel, dinosaurs and all

it started as a normal day: i woke up, pooped, smoked a cigarette, pooped again, clogged the shower drain (unrelated to all the pooping, i assume), and hopped on my bicycle to go to the field museummy...
Posted by dustin on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST

ongoing saga of the c-mur!

a few nights ago:im sitting out back, see something, decide its a new species called a c-mur (cat/lemur)tonight!im sitting out back, smoking a bowl, admiring the stars, etc etc, when i hear something ...
Posted by dustin on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST