My Name Is Michael, People Call Me Michael Fucking Cole. I'm A Satanic, Selfish, Sadistic, Cold-Hearted, Blastphemistic, Stupid, Asshole. I Am Not Afraid Of Death. I Like Alot Of Random Things. I Would Order A Package, Just To Play With The Peanut Thingys Inside. I Have One Fucked Up Mind. The Thought Of Someone Dying Makes Me Excited. I Like Electricity. I Have A Obsession With Pirates & Zombies. I Like To Have A Vial Of Poison. I Want A piece Of Uranium. I Want To Hug Someone Who Was Turned Into A Deformed Mutant From The Radiation Fallout From The Nuclear Bomb Testing. I Hate Most Candy. I Like Gummy Stuff. I Am Addicted To Dr. Pepper & Ginger Ale. I Love Monster. I Have A Little Girl Named Dani. I'm Dating An Awesome Girl Named KellE. She Has Changed My Life So Much And I Love Her. I LOVE YOU KellE Now I'm Going To Just Shut Up Because This Paragraph Will Be Huge. If You Want To Know Something About Me Thats Not In Here, Just Ask....Thank You For Your Time.