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About Me

Well, where to begin? I'm 43, have 2 kids, and am (not being cocky or anything) a kick-ass comedian. I've done a few plays (Nicoletta Tra Le Onde), and I was in the movie, "The Legend". Just finished another run in a theatre play and was going to go to New york off broadway but my heart said F**k You, so I am staying in T.O. Too bad it could have been my chance to be discovered by NYPD..... Well now I am single again, it's been over a year so the rebound thing is done, I just wish I had more time, time to see my friends and see more theatre. more stand up... If you're free give me a shout, maybe we can hang and I can impress you with my sarcasm....OH yeah, leave a comment...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robin Williams, Aldo, Giovanni, Giacomo, Mr. Moratti, my mother in law and ask her what she's thinking. a href="http://www.myspace.com/theriversrunred" target="_blank"

My Blog

What time cant heal, friends can...

It's been a long, hard drive... Everything I knew and loved, I saw disappear and vanish as if in a dream...Sometimes life can play these tricks, you think the road ahead is finally clear and you're th...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Statz away and no one plays

I can't believe it.... Statz is in St. Marten. I mean it's the third time in two months he has gone tropical. Then he comes back with stories of his vacation. Complete with photos of wonderful caribbe...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:49:00 GMT

My new Neighbour

it's a mistake i tell you..it's got to be..either that or she's got an ugly twin...my neighbour is a witch. I can't watch no more horror movies, no vampires or zombies for me...My ex got me loving ho...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:16:00 GMT

the joys of couches.

Sleeping on the couch. It had been a while . Almost two weeks that I hadn't stuck my foot in my mouth. It's weird, they can't figure out the remote, and I have only explained it sixteen millions times...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:05:00 GMT

Let's keep it light

Well, saturday was a deuce, we went and no one scored, Statz didn't do too bad, he hooked up with a seriously heavy duty lady, and George was bitten by some old, biker looking chick and spent hal...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:40:00 GMT

Circle, Surround and Attack.

Statz rules say that no matter how many gorgeous blondes make up the group, the one who is going to answer you is always the ugliest one. Somehow they define themselves as the guard dog of the group o...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:54:00 GMT

Venus is on the Horizon

The Fourth moon of Orion has traversed the Lactic Way and is engaged in the Plutonian downfall, bringing it closer to Uranus. The Meteor Belt has tightened another notch making it a size 36, the Big B...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:26:00 GMT

Mr. Mare rules of engagement

So Stats has some definite rules to follow when attac.. I mean meeting ladies. First of all : no more than four friends. He says that anything more is considered a Posse and scares the beejesus out of...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:52:00 GMT

Mr. Mare's infallible pick up techiques.

It's unbelievable. Mr. Mare took me to a nightclub this saturday and it turned into a cougar's slaughter.  For those of you not in the know, cougars are 35 to 101 year old women looking for casua...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:01:00 GMT

the failures of a lonely man.

Yeah. So it didn't quite work. First of all who has ever heard of hiring a broad with a glass eye to work at cash? Here I was, embarassed because she kept staring at me and she has a glass eye! It's e...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:51:00 GMT