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About Me

what if?:
You were stuck on an island who or what would u bring? jeff coz he gives me jokes!
Your bf/gf gained 100 pounds would you stay with them? certainly, they are who they are...fat bastard!
Your significant other lost a limb would you leave them? lol, depends what limb ! : o
You could have sex with only one person in the world who would it be? some one with a high sex drive, or knew what they were doing
Someone offered you a million dollars to sleep with your significant other for one night would let them? if my significant other was a tosser, id say yes then leave him!
You could live anywhere where would it be? spain, where the people wont give me shit because me no understand espanol!
You could steal any car and get away with it would you? no, it is wrong and dishonest!
A cop offered you sex to get out of a ticket would you do it? no, i would report the cop take him to court play on it and get compensation
You won the superbowl where would you go? where am i allowed?
Someone was hitting on your significant other and they were just going along with it would you beat that person up? no, if my partner never told them to fuck off their selfs then you obviously arent gonna be with that person for much longer, then i'd deck him!
You could take back one mistake would you ? no, changing the past changes the present, and i wouldnt want that.
You found a briefcase full of money in the road would you keep it? no! i am a good girl! well an honest girl.
Your ex made a pass at you while you were in a relationship would you concede and not tell your current bf/gf? no, i would tell my ex to stick it up his arse, leave the past where it fell.
You could do this survey again would you tell the truth? i have mother fucker,
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My Interests

I like to do/watch just about anything, im not your typical girlie girl either. Im into anything that can keep me smiling, the weirder the better, i dont like conforming to the norm. I like chatting shit when im lean, about the normal stuff why trying to co exist our lives to the way society really wants us to behave and not realy the way we want to behave...trust me you;ll understand when your high! I love catching up with my family and friends, especially my sisters who i adore, I try to follow their example on how to be the most perfect people that i know, but i guess we all cant be like that-just glad that the most perfect people i know are my sisters Sonia and Emma! My brother, on the other hand, is one crazy mutha fukka! I laugh at him, not with him- richard-"thank you pleez" you're a great person too! I might as well throw in Jeff also, or i will get moaned at! Jeff-You're special too! you're my "on a level" partner and the random lost lean adventures we have are fucking great!

I'd like to meet:

Any body who hasn't got an attitude problem or anybody thats going to waste my time. for the you tube video turn off the tune, this shit is funny! morale.... dont piss about with motors!

Music:

I love music, thats why i love going to a good club, just dancing to music you enjoy is the best!Music to me is what keeps us thinking, it can be an expression on what youre feeling on that day, i dont just stick to one particular type of music, i like it all! I dance to anything that gets me up on the tables and noticed!I also love dancing with my cousins and my sisters,we all look like a bunch of short arse people who sound like chipmunks on helium gas when were on the dance floor! we get enough questions about the same thing!- "What the fuck and Why?"

Movies:

I like Green Street to white chics, how high to resivoiur dogs, and everything in between i like to watch things that gets me using my brain, i hate it when your watching a film, and you've already guessed the ending half way through.

Television:

Ha Ha yeah i like scrubs, and i hate to admit...Hollyaoks, i like watching E4 and anything that i can laugh at, but i dont really like watching tv! i got better thing to do.

Books:

Night Train/sonny liston, David Ike/Children of the Matrix, a few autobiographies but i got bored very quickly, i hate reading shit where people big them selfs up all the time, I read alot, and every book ive read has been great apart from David Beckhams autobiography..... that was bollocks it was all me me me,i am the greatest, it got handed to me on a plate! well david you aint all that and you play like a cunt.

Heroes:

My heroes are my parents, my mates, everyone is a heroe in their own right, so is that dude that caught my daughter in mid air as she went flying from her seat when the bus jolted forward! Oh yeah, so is batman, superman, spiderman, cat women, the x men, and ME because mums are heroes,

My Blog

by the jaymeista, "that guy".... sicko!

there was a young vampire called mable! whos periods were always quite stable! every full moon,shed take out a spoon,and drink herself under the table! by the jaymeista...
Posted by Miss F You!! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

by nicholas, ryhming war contimues, come up with something, and i will blog it.

Cockney Nicola is Brighton bound, The sea, the wash, the sun-bleached sand, A cold time of year, With snow so near, Means wrapping up her arse so round Crap, I know ...
Posted by Miss F You!! on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:20:00 PST

by pixy boy!

Have you ever been fifteen and seen your queen on the scene It was so serene, my name is Eugene and she was Christine. We met in the canteen umpteen times, sharing ting tong rhymes I said I was a sex ...
Posted by Miss F You!! on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

ryhming war continues! by no frillz

as i sit here on the outskirts of london city wondering if i should just chill or keep it gritty where the hell is this poem going i'll soon discover watching jade fuck herself up on big brother is sh...
Posted by Miss F You!! on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:59:00 PST

by anon!

talk is cheap and i should be asleep, but its been like this every night this week, its two bars in and mines already better, like any port in a storm when your caught in the weather, my spellings get...
Posted by Miss F You!! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST

john wrote this for me!!!

my friend nicola she is sutch a funny fucker we have a laugh when we talk to each other we sometime have so much fun are eyes begin to run then one day out off the blue nicolas computer blew and she d...
Posted by Miss F You!! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST