Mad Dutchman

Harbouring a Deep resentment towards Top 40 Music from an early age has sent me, on what some people have described as an almost an epic journey, to re-educate the masses in aural excitable tunage. As always the Path is strewn with the bodies of burnt out boy bands, and r'n'b schlock merchants, but like the Great Venerable Master Bill Cosby used to say, "If I wanted to listen to an asshole , I would have farted."So Armed to the teeth with a battalion of bad instruments, bad samples, and bad time management skills, I have made it my life's work to at least be included in the redspot specials bin at your local record store or, at the very least, your Dad's 60th Birthday mix tape party tunes.