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Name: luke
Birthday: oct 8
Birthplace: fort dodge
Current Location: iowa
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: sneakers with some type of vomit on them
Your Weakness: pain
Your Fears: getting shot in the face would definently interrupt the flow of my day
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: probably somthing mean
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta stop drinking
Your Best Physical Feature: I have beautiful toe knuckles
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: my mom
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: I perfer orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on what it is
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee I guess
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: very badly
Do you Shower Daily: you bet
Have you Been in Love: hmmm
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: what did I say about my toe knuckles?
Are you a Health Freak: does drinking beer and eating pizza count?
Do you get along with your Parents: my daddy's my best friend
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: I rang the bell at long john's one time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ha
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I don't think so
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: ha
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: I got hit with a shovel in the face once
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: I don't want to die, thats counter-productive
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an expert in the janitorial arts
What country would you most like to Visit: Irelend
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: I'm just glad if they have hair
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: 7'0
Weight: 800 lbs
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: I have a bunch, I'm not sure if there actually mine
Number of Piercings: none that I got intentionally
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: getting hit in the face with a shovel
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My Interests

I like sports, boxing, football, baseball, wrestling (not that crap on T.V.), Hunting, camping, being outdoors. I love to read. I read costantly
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I'd like to meet:

John McCaine, Muhamed Ali, God
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Music:

I like everything. I grew up driving around with my dad, in one hour he listened to Hank Williams Jr., DMX and Polka, yeah, Awesome. So I had a really wide selection of music forced upon me. There's nothing like seeing a 52 year old guy hauling ass down the highway in a ford escort singing "X gonna give it to ya" at the top of his lungs. My all time favorite bands are hootie and the blowfish and counting crows
Your Wrath Quotient: 76%
Everyone around you pretty much fears your wrath... which is probably what you want.
But just remember, there's a very thin line between fear and hate! How Much Wrath Do You Have?

Movies:

Good Will Hunting, The Grapes of Wrath and anything else by John Ford, On the Water Front, Saving Private Ryan, Clerks, Chasing Amy, old John Wayne Movies, Full Metal Jacket, The Boys in Company C, Jarhead and the seventh seal. It's an old French movie about a knight returning from the crusades who died and didn't know it and plays a game of chess with death for his soul
You Are 88% Brutally Honest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?

Television:

I don't really watch T.V. besides sports.
In the event of a lottery win, luke devine should buy...

A lifesized-wax figure of Prince

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Books:

On Killing and on Combat by Dave Grossman, Band of Brothers, Citizen Soldiers and Undaunted Courage by Stephen Ambrose. Flags of our Fathers by James Bradley, Terms of Endearment, The Last Pictureshow and Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry, Generation Kill by Evan Wright, Goodbye, Darkness by William Manchester, The Grapes of Wrath, East of Eden, Of Mice and Men by John Stienbeck and the Alex Cross series by James Patterson
You're 90% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Boliva.

How You Died: Killed in Battle. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Heroes:

My Grandpa Francis Stoulil for raising 13 kids and providing everything they needed through sheer force of will, my mom, becouse she was the most honest, loving, courageous and toughest person I've ever met. oh yeah, and Mr. T

My Blog

a new update in the life of luke devine

I just found out that I am being charged with a felony and serious assault becouse of the my little fight on New Years, my friend is being charged with serious assault and the guys who started the fig...
Posted by devine on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

this is bullshit!!

So I just had a wonderful chat with an officer from the Ames Police department, informing me that I may be charged with disorderly conduct, or even Feloneous willful injury stemming from the fight I g...
Posted by devine on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

I hate everyone

I hate everyone, especially people who punch me in the face and hit my friends with beer bottles. that is all, oh and fuck you, have a blessed day
Posted by devine on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

marine corps

Ten quotations about U.S. Marines:The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of Marines. Lord, how they could fight! MGen. Frank E. Lowe, USA; Korea, 26 January 1952 Marines know how to use...
Posted by devine on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

The Infantryman's prayer

But if I should die on some far, far away battlefieldKnow I answered the callFor a grand principle of freedom to yield.My fervent prayer is that deathMay not have been in vainFighting for peace and ri...
Posted by devine on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

final inspection

The Marine stood and faced God,which must always come to pass,He hoped his shoes where shining,just as brightly as his brass. step forward, now MarineHow shall I deal with you?have you always turned t...
Posted by devine on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:58:00 PST

my sentimental survey.. did I spell that right?

table>Some hardcore Questions; Not for the weak of heart!How old are you?24When is your Birthday?october 8thDo you have a significant other? If yes, who; If no, why not?nope, becouse I get mad to easi...
Posted by devine on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

another survey, I'm that bored

1.Do you sleep with your wardrobe doors open or closed?whatever2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? of course, that's like one free shower!3. Have you ever 'done it' in a h...
Posted by devine on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

don't fuck with Chuck

1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of...
Posted by devine on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:11:00 PST

i hate fort dodge

so i go out this weekend for my friends birthday and I'm having a good time saw alot of good friends I hadn't seen in awhile. I had to piss, so I went to the bathroom which was in the basement of the ...
Posted by devine on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST