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About Me

ya well this is suppose to be about meheh, an interesting thing, I figure perhaps im doing good if one person checks this daily so its like I'm standing on top of a hillside screaming out into the night which is the chasm of internet. lets hope I dont get fined for disturbing the peace...THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAG
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Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag!LOVE,LIFE,PERSONALITY..164 ORIGINAL & WEIRD QUESTIONS!!!
What place would you visit if money were no object?: the moon
What one person could you meet in the world – alive or dead?: God
If you could go back to a certain year in time, what year would you choose?: 1963 january 20
What immorality do you think is overrated?: huh?
Worst habit?: biting my nails
One thing you could change about yourself?: stronger
Best memory from childhood?: hanging out with Chris
It's the last day on earth, what do you do?: Fuck, and do heroin
Death Penalty? For or against?: against yet for at the same time
Guilty pleasure food?: pringles
If you could have any job, what wuold it be?: dunno
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: no
A & W or Barqs?: Barqs has bite
Weirdest thing ever eaten?: chocolate covered ants
What was your curfew growing up?: 7
Do you think your parents were too strict growing up?: not really
How many friends do you have that you talk to at least once a year?: god....way too many
Name your 5 movies your bring on an island with you: Snatch, Fight Club, LOTRs
Worst fashion in your closet?: the rufus Feast coat
Best feeling?: orgasm
How many languages do you speak?: 1 and kinda poorly
What's your family like?: insane
Do you read much?: ya
What was the last compliment you received?: i was smart
Are you rude?: not really
Do you hold grudges?: religiously
Do you smile a lot?: ya
Do you cry a lot?: more then id like
What is one thing that annoys you?: dumb drivers
What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?: Dependable
Who is your oldest friend?: chris
How long have you known them?: since i was 1
Do you like to Kiss?: ya
Are you a good Kisser?: i dunno
Do you sleep naked?: somtimes
What do you wear to bed?: boxers ussually
Whats your wallpaper on your cellphone?: my Girlfreind
Favorite alcoholic drink?: wine
Favorite flower?: gardinia
If you could buy 5 of the things on your wishlist,what would they be?: a car, a house, a boat, a butt load of land, and an awsome computer
An object you can't live without:: my computer
Whats your favourite literary character?: Marxx Marvelous
Whats your favorite food?: chicken
What is your favorite restaurant & where is it?: Longhorns, on lower roswell
Whats your favorite class in school?: currently Economics
Whos your favorite sports player?: um....
What's your favorite commercial?: the skittles ads and the starburst ads
What's your favorite store?: Walmart?
What name brand do you wear the most?: Levi's
What's the most expensive thing you own?: my computer
How many handbags do you own?: 4 or 5
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 2 or 3
What shoes did you wear today?: my strappy tennis shoes
Your first crush?: hmmm her first name was Mary
Are you a member of the mile high club?: nope
Could you live without sex?: probably not
Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf?: ya, i have before
Did you ever tell someone you loved them and didn't really mean it?: i dont think so
What’s the longest you’ve ever been single?: 16 years
What has been the longest that you went with out sex?: 16 years
Age you lost your virginity?: depends... between 16 and 17
Was it good?: mhmm
How old was the person you lost your virginity to?:: depends 18 or 17
How long was your longest relationship?: year and a month
Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?: no
Do you stay friends with your ex's?: i try
Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?: ya
What would you say if an ex said: probably no
Do you have more male friends or female?: male
What are 3 of the first things you notice about the opposite sex:?: hair, shape, height
This or that:
What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?: a housekeeper
Would you rather be rich or famous?: rich
Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?: somone else
Is the glass half empty or half full?: full
Rock, paper, or scissors?: shoot!
Are you a night owl or early to bed person?: night owl
Sunrise or sunset?: sunset
Hot or cold?: cold
Wine or beer?: wine
Resturant or fast food?: fast food
Pj's or birthday suit?: birthday suit
Lace or satin?: satin
Strawberries n cream or leather n lace?: what?
Tied up or tie them up?: both
Country or city?: city
Ocean or pool?: pool
Hug or kiss?: kiss
Conservative or wild party animal ?: both
Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn ?: buttered
Chocolate or Flowers ?: chocolate
Spring or fall?: fall
Pancakes or french toast?: pancakes
Have you ever:
Have you ever made out with just a friend?: ya
Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?: ya
Have you ever broke someone's heart?: ya
Have you ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?: no
Have you ever flown in a plane?: no
Have you ever been to a casino?: no
Been to Canada?: no
Been to Mexico?: no
Been to the other side of the world?: no
Been to jail?: no
Have you ever fired a gun?: ya
Have you ever hitchhiked?: ya
Ever done: um....sure
Have you ever belonged to a gang?: ish
Ever picked up a hitch hiker?: ya
Have you ever ridden a horse?: ya
Have you ever fed a cow?: ya
Have you ever done graffiti?: ya
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?: ya
Have you ever climbed up a tree?: ya
Ever had surgery?: ya
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day?: no
Speak your mind about anything?: ya
Ever worn PJs to school/work?: no
Touched a snake?: ya
Caught a fish, & ate it?: ya
Broken a bone?: ya
Been told you were hot by a complete stranger?: ya
Finish the sentence:
My ex...: was ow....
When I wake up in the morning...: i want to go back to sleep.
Tomorrow...: i hope for snow.
I have low tolerance..: for bad food.
Parties are...: fun
Life is...: good to me so far
My past is…: odd.
Do you read the newspaper?: ya
Do you think tattoos are cool?: ya
Do you like being on time?: ya
Do you collect anything?: ya
For girls* Does size below matter?: id assume so
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/ev: enough to feel sick and dizzy
Would you try to take over the world?: no
How is the single life for you?: it isnt...
Who’s the last person you stayed up late talking to on the phone?: Eric
The last place you went to on a plane?: nowhere
Do you cry at weddings?: no
Are you nice to everyone no matter what their age, race or gender?: no
Do you go hunting (deer, duck, etc.)?: no
Do you know the lyrics to more than 50 songs?: oh ya
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: probably
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 8
How many times have you been dumped?: 1 time
How many times have you dumped someone?: 1 time
What country in the entire world would you most like to visit?: Italy
What did the last text message you received say?: well ow from kims
Do you own an iPod?: ya
When did you last attend a party?: newyears
When is the next one?: saturday
Do you have ADD?: a bit
Can you sing the National Anthem all the way through?: no, cause it has like 30 stanzas
What is the last movie you saw?: Titan AE
How many times are your ears pierced?:: twice
Would you kill someone if you had to?: ya
Who's the one person you call when life just sucks that day?: kims
What the most romantic night you've ever had?: had sex outside by a lake under the moonlight, woke up at dawn really cold but really warm
Do you return calls when you say you will?: nope
Do you take advice when it's given?: somtimes
Do you have anything on your mind right now?: ya
If you could be doing anything right now what would it be?: dunno
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My Interests

hmmmmmm Music,Computers,Fantasy,DND,Solar,Role playing,Several Web comics,movies, the human mind,watching our culture melt away.....OH and dark chocolate

I'd like to meet:

people who breath air.....ya so no fish people, honestly im indifferent to who I meet, ill be doing good if I check this regularly.

Music:

Beetles,Rollings stones,Overground Acoustic Underground,Red Hot chille peppers, , Manowar(thank you Atticus),some Rammstein (dam you jon), and basically anything that I listen to that isnt Crap

Movies:

Snatch,pulp fiction,formula 51,boondock saints,saving private ryan,most musicals,Dogma,Clerks,Chasing Amy, and American beauty. I know im missing alot but I dont Care.

Television:

I stopped Watching any except for in passing

Books:

The Dark Elf Trillogy,Fierce Invalids home from hot Climates,the Cleric Quintet,The Sell swords Trilogy, The icewinddal Trilogy, The crystal shard Trilogy,and currently the Thousand orc Trillogy,Watership down, Tales from Watership down,JUST Redwall and obviously LOTR and a couple other books I know im forgetting

Heroes:

Myself oh and Charlie

My Blog

intangible to tangible

As I sat here in my computer chair i was thinking about what it is to even like somthing. so i decided to center my attention on one thing and figure out what it is i like about it.with music, good mu...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

Ive just seen a face.....

heh feelin.. pretty good right now. id explain why but ......heh their’s no need. ...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:11:00 PST

Ridgeveiw

so my parents noticed I have ..kim.. carved in my arm....only took the three days, new record. i know i can expect half a million people IMing me, emailing, etc when they read that and getting pissed...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:02:00 PST

Gestures of good Faith

Gestures of Faith in somthing are given, but they are not received.i, perhaps in weakness, decided im going to go all out on prom for kimberly. she siad she had been looking forward to going to prom s...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

Survey

A 155 Question MySpace Survey...With Good Grammar!~*The Basics*~Your full name::Patrick Farrar Haecker --What does it mean?::it means me Your birthday::january 23 1990 Height::6"1' Eye colour::Hazel -...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:53:00 PST

Thoughts

when i first started writing this i had no plan to show it. however if im going to be insane i might as well do it publically.... this way i can face public scorn/praise.its an interesting thing. i wa...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:22:00 PST

a random thing i stole from somone else

Don't change your MySpace top 5!- Fill the people in below!- Answer the questions truthfully[1] Kims   [2] Ben[3]Atticus[4] Eric[5](was) jon1. Have you ever...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST

starting on a beach but drowning in the water...

there is few things actually that one can do while they are just sitting here at the beachbut regardless of what you do it is restful, its odd that way.anywho so far the trip has been quite fun, i wis...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST

a post i just relized i didnt make and because of how nerdy i am should have been made

dear online equivelent to a diary,a while ago i got a girlfreind.....wooother name is kimberly she has blackish hair and is short. for some reason she is obsessed with me although i have no idea why.s...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST

DO IT NOW!!!

So...do this!....please? 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Wo...
Posted by .::Patches::. on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:11:00 PST