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Jared, the Freshmaker

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About Me

My name is Jared. Some people call me jrizzle, lax guys call me the johns hopkins, some call me j-dawg. Just dont call me no fun, cause i'm as fun as a barrel of monkeys (I'm not really sure how much fun that is). I like the useual stuff, long walks on the beach (like 15, maybe 20 yards), Gazing at the stars (then falling asleep, and getting carried off my like bigfoot or something), sharing a special dinner with a special someone (Burger King by myself), and working on my list of unuseual and near impossible things to do before I die.So you can IM me at crazymfire if you ever wanted to talk to me!Peace be the Journey!..THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAG
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Name: Jared
Birthday: 5/19
Birthplace: St.Augustine
Current Location: Flagler
Eye Color: Green/blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 1/2 italian, 1/2 australian (i think)
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops's
Your Weakness: beautiful ladies
Your Fears: I fear no man!
Your Perfect Pizza: All meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Varsity Lacrosse
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: I can't think that early in the morning
Your Best Physical Feature: hair
Your Bedtime: whenever I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: living right by the beach
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: Dosen't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: on occasion
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm dead sexy!
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: like 10
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, even though I probly could
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only cookies from the cookie jar
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: at lacrosse
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, or fighting lions...whichever comes 1st
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something cool
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: any natural color (brown, blonde, etc.)
Short or Long Hair: As long as they're not bald.
Height: no midgets and no giants
Weight: No freakishly obese people
Best Clothing Style: dressed pretty and nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1.5 (I kinda regret one, it's debateable)
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My Interests


Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Danger Mane
Your Superpower is Kissing
Your Weakness is Handshakes
Your Weapon is Your Invisible Axe
Your Mode of Transportation is Cloud What's your Superhero Name? Jared --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comlacrosse, adventurous stuff, sleeping, watching movies, camping, chillin, windsurfing, tropical pole vaulting, playing music, basically anything thats fun also HARDCORE ADVENTUROUS SPORTS! are the best. I am also on a journey to complete the craziest list of things a person can dream up, If anyone wants to add an idea to my list, just leave me a message of it.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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I'd like to meet:

i guess adam sandler, he's cool, and DMX, he's alright too

Music:

Anything, rap or country or rock, as long as its good, i really like reggae too, like sublime or matisyahuKING WITHOUT A CROWN (Matisyahu)

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Movies:

hmmm.... well there's Robin hood 'Men in tights', mr and mrs smith,the longest yard, bad boys 1 and 2, jackass, XXX 1 and 2, and other stuff like that
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Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Wachichi Wachachu
Your Gangster Percent 95%

Your Money You'll Make Hustling $759,301
Number of People In Your gang 8
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 6
What You'll Look Like Gangster

Television:

Jackass, Viva la Bam, wild Boyz, anything where an idiot gets hurt is cool.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Not a big reading fan...but if i had to read something, i would say shakespeare (he's pretty good), or cliffnotes, or tale of two cities

Heroes:

my grandpa and whoever else that has done great things

My Blog

hmmmm

is there anyone out there...... I think not, for as i see it, no one can see me.
Posted by Jared, the Freshmaker on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

Is there dignity left???

No.  Where are the good girls?  I haven't a clue.  I mean I know some good girls, but they become corrupt by most of the boys, why can't the good girls find the gentlemen out there, all...
Posted by Jared, the Freshmaker on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

I wanna be a hero

How many heros are there?  I dont think there are any, I want to be a hero.  I want to help people in need of help, and maybe sweep a damsel off her feet.  I want to be a great person, ...
Posted by Jared, the Freshmaker on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:11:00 PST

reasons to date a lax player

Since I'm a lacrosse player I thought this was right... 10 reasons on why u should date a lacrosse player 1.We know how to use our stick.2.We are used 2 scoring 3. We love grass 4. Well make u scream ...
Posted by Jared, the Freshmaker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST